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I chewed it real loud with my mouth open. Then I tried walking around with my eyes closed, that was hard. Now I'm thinkin' of tellin' people I'm a spy. Help I want to look tough or maybe cool if that's available.

2007-03-15 07:45:45 · 26 answers · asked by joey k 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

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Totally get a pirate patch. Put it on your LEFT eye... that is way more tough than your right!

You might also want to get some cordroy shorts... tough guys wear those too!

Don't worry. I'm sure you'll look tough before you know it.

2007-03-15 08:10:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

this does not relate to pregnancy.

lol chew gum loudly? what culture has that as popular? nobody i ever saw that was cool or tough chewed their gum loud at all, it's gross to hear that nasty sound were i come from. the real way to look tough or look cool it is more so attitude and hyguine combined with style. some people veiw rebels as tough. in a sence they are tough. trust me to look tough it is all in the attudide. if you have it you have it if you dont you have to work hard for it. the common "tough guy" or "cool" look that i have seen on someone who doesnt have the attitude looks like they are desperately longing for attention.
if you realy want to look cool or tough try getting the right attitude first.

2007-03-15 15:06:15 · answer #2 · answered by ldsironman 5 · 0 1

Hmm
You could try buying an i-pod and making sure you use the cheapest, tinniest earphones to listen to your music in all public places.

Make sure its rap and/or anything full of sexism and references to guns.

Do this just to wait for irked and exhausted adults to cast glances at you. Practice your 'evil snarling look' in the mirror ready to stare back at them.

Try also wearing a peaked cap under a hoody, completely remove the word 'are' from your vocabulary and if all else fails, wear your trousers hung so low that you flash builder's cleavage at the back and cut your weiner in half with the belt buckle, out front.

(At least thats what the alleged homosapiens on my local bus look like; the ones that refer to 'cool', anyway).

This was a joke, right?

:-)

2007-03-15 15:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by madbaggage 3 · 0 0

Try chewing tobacco grow your beard to a 5 o'clock shadow rip the sleeves off your t-shirt, put some grease stains on your jeans and get some of those steel toed boots like the Harley bikers wear, oh yeah and one of those wallet with the chains hanging from it. And maybe some skull rings too!

2007-03-15 14:50:25 · answer #4 · answered by puggas 3 · 0 0

Spy is a bad way you may end up in jail.

Why do you need to look tough?

Learn to stare down people, it may get you in a fight as a side result.

Learn how to use weapons then legally show cause your skills.

2007-03-15 14:49:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why do you want to look tough? You may not be able to live through it when a real tough guy approached you and ask you to fight him.

You are just looking for trouble.

2007-03-15 14:50:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There are just some men that will never look tough, how about reading and try to become an intellectual?

2007-03-15 14:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wax all of the hair off of your body and then tell us how you handled it. (Yes, even your butt!!) If you can handle that, you are already tough. But if not, you will probably remain a wussy all of your life.

BTW, congrats on your pregnancy. Let us know how you handle that too!! If waxing doesn't make you tough, childbirth surely will.

2007-03-15 15:04:35 · answer #8 · answered by missy 2 · 0 0

maybe get some sunglasses and slick your hair back and roll up your sleeves, or walk around wearing the heavyweight champ belt or boxing gloves, or better yet wear a shirt that says im tough, or when you walk by people you could say "boo" or "roar" btw some people should lighten up

2007-03-15 15:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by Lindy O 2 · 0 0

I think you already look tough. A guy who is pregnant? If you aren't tough now, you will be after you deliver the baby. Tough or dead. LOL

2007-03-15 14:56:08 · answer #10 · answered by The man 7 · 2 0

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