I can play almost every Celine Dion or Streisand tune, and I also can make it sound like an oboe, if I soak the potato overnight, and blow into it with a plastic sundae straw.
I know there's someone out there who enjoys my rare talent.
Should I post this in the Home & Garden board?
2007-03-15 07:27:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Potato playing is indeed a true art form. Not a lot of people know this, but Tchaikovsky composed his 1812 Overture on the potato. He was also gay, but sadly dead and wasn’t an Aquarius. There have always been numerous rumours that some of Hollywood’s ‘A’ list celebrities are closet potato players. In a recent survey carried out by the Royal Horticultural Society, it was discovered that as many as 75% of the population have experimented with potato playing at some point in their life.
As any good potato player knows, preparation is very important. I have found this rare and explicit footage that shows exactly how much work is involved. For obvious reasons faces have been blanked out, names have been changed and voices have been disguised. Because of Y/A strict rules on what is deemed to be “acceptable behaviour”, I’ve had to cut the video short before the actual “act” takes place. Nevertheless, it’s still a fascinating insight into the love a man can share with his potato.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxOqKnsiReY
2007-03-15 09:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by MrCute 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
okay first of all donot classify 'High School Musical' as an authentic musical..and second of all its too much of a generalization to ask the question "why gay men enjoy musicals so bad?" I mean personally i love musical theatre i love theatre in general and so does my boyfriend but like you there are allot of gay guys out there who hate musicals just as there are allot of straight guys who hate musicals and also love them. And its a shame that you said 'its too gay for me' its kind of offensive when people use the word 'gay' to describe something they dislike especially when someone who is actually gay uses it.
2016-03-16 21:08:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a musician, happen to be gay BUT I am dying to hear the potato orchestra! PEACE
2007-03-15 07:34:49 · answer #3 · answered by scorpionjaden 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seriously try match.com cause I bet this will get the men after you like crazy!
I'm so jealous, if only I was single, and not an Aries!!
2007-03-15 07:32:05 · answer #4 · answered by Jyse 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I wonder - does playing the potato make you a Spud Stud?
2007-03-15 07:40:52 · answer #5 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm Aries but can I listen from the pantry....?
2007-03-15 08:05:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
what ???? dude your are so cool xoxooxoxoxo love you
2007-03-15 09:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋