He tied a rubber band around the freakin' sprayer at the sink and when I turned the water on...well you know the rest, luckily he was nice enough to clean up the mess before our son slipped on it ;). I need a suggestion on a good way to get him back. Anyone got anything good?
2007-03-15
07:25:30
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i found this question on Yahoo! answers previouse answers. I reposted it to see the funny come backs you guys have for me...
LAY EM' ON ME lol
2007-03-15
07:26:20 ·
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Put some orajel deep in his toothbrush so that his gums go numb, put Vaseline on the toilet seat, just remember you did this, you can also put some Vaseline under the handles of his handles on his car or truck doors....I will ask my husband for more and get back with you.....
If you have a bed with bed posts or foot board and headboard, you can take some yarn or string and tie it end to end to end...Kind of like a spiderweb after he falls to sleep..then run in the room and yell for him to get up quick. You can also sew him to the sheet, not his skin, but across him...Same idea as from the bed posts. Back to the orajel....put a thin layer around the rim of his drinking glass and let him take a drink.
2007-03-15 07:36:13
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answered by mom of 2 5
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Loosen both battery terminals on both your cars (loose, but don't remove). Try starting both cars and make sure they don't start. 1/2 hour later, ask him to buzz to the store to pick up some whipped cream for a special dessert, give him a wink and smile. After 10 minutes, peek out and tell him the feeling is disappearing, and to hurry back. After, you break the news, tell him he didn't need to go to the store in the first place, you found a can.
2007-03-15 07:38:40
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answered by Anonymous
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Turning off the supply line to the hot water heater while someone is in the shower is always fun, is safer than pouring cold water on them, and if done discretely, can be used over and over.
2007-03-15 08:46:53
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answered by palmrose2 2
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As kids, we used to tie fishing line from one tree to another, either across the street or behind someone's car in a driveway. The resounding snap it made was worth it..you should see the people try to figure it out.
2007-03-15 07:28:18
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answered by Anonymous
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My boyfriend did the same thing to me ,i got him back good though,i lifted the seat of the toilet and wrapped the porceline w/ saran wrap,it was totally unobvious ,i think you know what happened when it came time to releive himself"lol"
2007-03-15 07:34:10
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answered by redneckwoodman 6
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If you want to ruin your husband's day, while he's sleeping slip a gay porn magazine in his hands, and make it very noticable. Take pictures.
Good luck
=D
2007-03-15 07:39:16
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answered by Anonymous
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Pour ice cold water on him while he is in the shower.
2007-03-15 07:28:29
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answered by RIVER 6
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Put Nair in his shampoo. Do the same to him he will never think if you doing it back to him.
2007-03-15 07:28:28
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answered by Anonymous
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Cover the toilet bowl in saran wrap.
2007-03-15 07:27:57
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answered by Anonymous
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a dab of deep heat in the end of his toothpaste.
2007-03-15 07:30:30
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answered by BUSHIDO 7
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