2007-03-15 07:00:21 · 72 answers · asked by Pondlife ver 4 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
just bow
2007-03-15 07:02:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm picturing a skinny beanpole of a kid, since you didn't give their ages. If that's the case, I'd just laugh. At him, not with him. And give him something to impale... Vlad the Impaler of the bean stalk! Of course, if Vlad turns out to be a stout guy, he wouldn't be Vlad the Impaler as much as Vlad the Inhaler of all things edible. Of course, you could just call him "Mike" for no reason in particular.
2007-03-15 07:09:17 · answer #2 · answered by rockjock_2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vlad the Impaler? Haha! Disown your daughter immediately.
2007-03-23 05:40:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Vlad who did you last Impale
2007-03-15 07:05:25 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone with a name like that you should say "get a real name you d**k head get out of my house" or "hello there Vlad the Impaler thats a strange whats the story behind that".
2007-03-15 07:05:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good evening Vlad, is it your intention to impale my Daughter this evening or any other for that matter?
2007-03-20 05:22:41 · answer #6 · answered by Chris P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prince Vlad, the offer him a bloody Mary to drink
2007-03-15 07:04:03 · answer #7 · answered by ramblin guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vlad the Impaler was a Prince. He was the model for Dracula, so "Count" might not be too far off.
Why you daughter is bringing home someone that died the 1400s, I'm not sure.
2007-03-15 07:05:12 · answer #8 · answered by Jay 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
"Hi, Vlad. I'm Dad. And,if you even think if impaling my daughter, it'll be your own stake that I'll implant in your dark cave. Understand, pumpkin?"
2007-03-23 04:24:03 · answer #9 · answered by vabeachgirl324 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If thou staketh one gets staked in the tradition vlad style
2007-03-15 07:19:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hi Vlad,nice to meet you.What is Vlad the Impaler short for or is that really your name?"
2007-03-15 07:04:50 · answer #11 · answered by lilangel_04_02 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋