How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Ok so it's not that important! : )
2007-03-15 05:09:20 · 9 answers · asked by Juicy Fruit 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
If the woodchuck is unionized, he will chuck less wood due to mandatory breaks and rules about overtime. However, an illegal alien woodchuck will chuck more wood for less money, but may very well be drunk as he chucks. Other woodchucks won't chuck on the Sabbath. So it really depends on the type of woodchuck
2007-03-15 05:14:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 707 butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour 736 butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 4957 butt cords
was attained on 06/15/1996.
There ya go sweetie :)
2007-03-15 12:27:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last I heard, the woodchuck who could chuck wood started a co-op with Peter Piper (who picked a peck of pickled peppers) and Sally (who sells sea shells by the seashore). This tremendously increased his ability to get his chucked wood to large markets, freeing him to clear at least three hectares per day.
2007-03-15 12:14:31 · answer #3 · answered by Who Knew? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-03-15 12:12:12 · answer #4 · answered by joeinchino2000 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He would say "Chuck you! Woodchucks don't chuck and/or eat wood, get me some good stuff like clover...yeah"
2007-03-15 12:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by Rebecca M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck couldnt chuck cause a wood chuck cant chuck wood !!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-15 12:20:10 · answer #6 · answered by Lele J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, it nice to be here. I was just over at the Religion section and those people are INtense.
Woodchucks don't upchuck wood; they don't shuck wood; they don't pluck wood. Yuk, yuk, yuk.
-MM
2007-03-15 12:24:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell you, but the Patriot Act forbids it... âº
2007-03-15 12:14:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll be honest - I cant tell you.
2007-03-15 12:12:19 · answer #9 · answered by kissaled 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋