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HA HA HA HA HA This funny God of yours really makes me laugh

2007-03-15 04:42:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Other - Cultures & Groups

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All hail the truth! The man speaks sense!..
:)

2007-03-15 04:47:51 · answer #1 · answered by viragotriker 3 · 0 1

Yes, if you use the catholic definition that was created in 400 A.D and the counsel of Nice, also called the Nicene Creed. The definition was a compromise of the previous christian groups and the merging of roman pagan worshipers into one democratic belief voted upon by a huge group of people under the direction Constantine the Roman Emperor a pagen. Previously Christians believed that God and Jesus were both separate and distinct beings of flesh and bone. But also glorified in that they can walk through walls basically. The reference for Jesus having a body of flesh and Bone was the story of doubting Thomas touching the hand of Jesus. The reference for God and Jesus being separate and distinct is the baptism of Jesus. Jesus is in the water with John the Baptist and God speaks to Jesus from a cloud.

2007-03-15 11:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by Steve D 1 · 0 1

My I feel sorry for you. God is real. Look around you. What else created this beauty. Where did the air you breathe come from? How was this cell that we were "supposed to come from" how did it get here? The only way we will see God is by believing in Him & his Son Jesus Christ and obeying His will. No, I'm not perfect but by praying for His forgiveness, I will be forgiven. How do you explain how people are healed after years of suffering? How do you explain the miracle of birth? I will keep you in my prayers that one day you will find it in your heart to listen to the truth.

2007-03-15 11:53:41 · answer #3 · answered by MISSYT 2 · 0 1

just after you get the diagnosis of terminal cancer from your doctor....my suspicion is that you may turn to this colorless, substanceless entity for comfort....ever heard the parable of "Doubting Thomas?"....

2007-03-15 11:48:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

I can't see, hear, touch or otherwise be convinced you exist aside from the note posted. You therefore by your own reasoning - do not exist.

2007-03-15 11:46:29 · answer #5 · answered by Walking on Sunshine 7 · 0 1

You are only using 5 of your senses. They detect the physical world only.

2007-03-15 11:45:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Amazing...you just described SPACE and TIME both to a tee!
Well, I'm pretty sure THOSE exist...so my mind remains open on the topic!

2007-03-15 11:47:06 · answer #7 · answered by bradxschuman 6 · 0 1

You're easily amused. Have a jelly bean.

2007-03-15 11:45:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Well the air you breath has no substance or color but try to live without it!!!

2007-03-15 11:55:03 · answer #9 · answered by Beth C 1 · 0 1

You are incorrect. Those who believe feel his presence and knows that he is always with us. I'm sorry you do not share his love.

2007-03-15 11:45:51 · answer #10 · answered by Starla_C 7 · 1 1

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