I'm putting together a humorous list of the dumb things people do, and would love to hear your funny stories. Thanking you in advance.
Any questions, please email me.
2007-03-15 03:49:56 · 19 answers · asked by Sitting Still 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
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2007-03-15 03:52:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
My friend can't smell these days.
This is because one day, a long time ago, she smelled ammonia somewhere in her house. She thought perhaps the bottle had been leaking. For whatever reason, she decided to open the bottle of ammonia and take a huge whiff of it. She said she was high for about an hour and nothing smells anymore. She has no idea what compelled her to inhale concentrated ammonia. What a dummy.
2007-03-15 10:52:14 · answer #2 · answered by white.sale 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know someone who drove home from work, jumped out his car and went into his house. Next morning he wnet into the garage, NO CAR, he panicked and was going to ring the police, when he heard the sound of a car engine, he opened the garage doors, and there was his car, on the drive, keys in, engine running, had been there all night. Wonder he didn;t have it stolen.
2007-03-15 10:58:20 · answer #3 · answered by mike-from-spain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband's friend was driving and saw what he thought was a really, really fat raccoon dead on the side of the road and decided to run it over. Sadly for him, and his passengers, the enormity of the racoon was from the gasses that had built up in it due to decomposition. Hubby says it smelled worse than any skunk he'd ever encountered.
2007-03-15 10:55:08 · answer #4 · answered by Phartzalot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My best friend married an illegal Jamican. He didnt want to work or help out with the kids. All he wanted to do was smoke and drink and pawn things while she worked.
2007-03-15 10:59:10 · answer #5 · answered by denalacer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm i went and ran down the mall screaming demins (like from the exercism of emily rose) its was funny and my friend went skin in botty shorts and a tube top ( my friends a guy by the way)
2007-03-15 10:55:10 · answer #6 · answered by yo_mama_beesh 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my wife put milk in the garden for a hedgehog....3 days later she asked me to check on the hog as it had not moved....it turned out the hog was no more than a sweeping brush head
2007-03-15 10:55:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
my step dad is 57, he was ringing his mates mobile phone and he kept getting a dead tone. After about 4 tries he said 'I know whats happened, he's left the phone off the hook'
We were like, are you serious?? Its a mobile phone you idiot!!!!!! How can you leave it off the hook!! I dont know, modern technology.
2007-03-15 11:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cousin put a firework up his bottom and lit it. He now has to wear a sanitary towel and can no longer make love.
2007-03-15 10:52:57 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when watching that bbc programme "walking with dinosaurs" (it's like a big, informative jurassic park), my brother's flatmate asked "how do they get the camera men that close to the dinosaurs?".... no joke.
also, i have a friend who checked if the hob on the cooker was on by placing her hand straight on it.
2007-03-15 10:59:44 · answer #10 · answered by spiralling 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell in love after telling myself I would never be that stupid again.
2007-03-15 10:55:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋