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Time to rock out again with my best question ever:

The other day, I got to thinking about stuff that I just don't need to know about.

As an example, I once heard about a guy who had been in a car accident and had severe facial injuries. As if that weren't enough, I was told that the closest match to eyelid skin was the male foreskin, and that he indeed, had some of THAT skin removed to replace his missing eyelid.
(Now, THAT was something that I did NOT need to know!)

I remember wondering what would happen to him if a pretty girl walked by. Would he NOT be able to blink? If it was is mouth that was injured, would he get a "stiff upper lip"? - Sorry -

Anyway, without further ado, here's my current list:

2007-03-15 03:23:57 · 8 answers · asked by bpgveg14 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Here are some things that I just don’t need to know: (In no particular order)

1. The details about anybody but my own intimate or gastrointestinal matters.

2. My Grandma’s bra cup size. (Or any family member for that matter.)

3. The time, place and nature of my death.

4. How "Slim Jim’s" are made.

5. What a good kisser my sister is.

6. The particulars about female members of my family and how they are entering into "womanhood".

7. The fact that my doctor really didn’t have to "check" my prostate again.

8. The fact that the fattest and cutest woman in my office are dating each other.

9. The salary of the 26-year-old we just hired is $10,000 more than mine.

10. The fact that 26-year-old we just hired thinks I'm hot...and the fact that HE owns a motorcycle...

2007-03-15 03:24:41 · update #1

8 answers

I don't need to know that .....

- My sister-in-law tried to sleep with my husband but settled for his brother.

- My mom got sick and where she was when it come up, what if felt like or what she ate before she got sick.

- How big or how often my parent do it

- How long it has been since my boss got any

- That some chick my husband works with wants him

- How many girls my husband had been with and what they have done better then me.

I think I should stop now but I have more.

2007-03-15 03:34:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

1. how to speak Spanish
2. the size of anyones genitalia
3. how anyone looks naked
4. How many times you've______.
5. What your grades are
6. How your parents don't understand
7. Why your bf/gf is a skank
8. What anyone would do with oil/whipped cream/???
9. who is hotter.
times up.....

2007-03-15 03:31:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I NEVER need to know anything about Paris Hilton, my parents sex life, or what they actually put in hot dogs

2007-03-15 03:28:54 · answer #3 · answered by Crazymom 6 · 1 0

I need to know things that ad something to my knowledge.

The rest I don't care

2007-03-15 03:29:09 · answer #4 · answered by emi79 3 · 1 0

Reading that took up more time than I wanna give...so thanks,,,dido!!!

2007-03-15 03:29:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I didn't need to know anything you said here.

2007-03-15 03:30:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't need to know all that crap you just wrote.

2007-03-15 03:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I didnt care to know all that..........TMI

2007-03-15 03:31:26 · answer #8 · answered by pam 3 · 1 0

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