I feel miserable with allergiesw and want to laugh till I wet my pants!?

Question

I feel yukky and want a good laugh. One that will make me wet myself. If you can get me to laugh hard enough to forget about my aching head and nose I would be greatfull enough to award you 5 points and best answer. Let the giggles begin.......

I cant beleive no one is helping me out with htis. how bout if i say pretty please?

Answer 1

Sorry you feel so yucky!

Go to this site and read the cards. I swear you will fall of your chair laughing so hard.

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

Hope you feel better!!!!

Answer 2

I like to wear "Do-Not-Disturb" signs around my neck so that little kids can't tell me knock-knock jokes. I'd say "Hey, how you doing, nephew?" "Knock-knock." "Read the sign, punk!"

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

Answer 3

ever get an MRI / CAT Scan done? ermm... for some weird reason. it makes you feel like you wet yourself.