What do you have planned for you and God to do today?
Did God like what you had planned,and will you have God come over again? Why or why not?
2007-03-15 01:51:17 · 29 answers · asked by ladyk 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
(I do not mean harm....I know that God loves all of us..and besides..he/she has a great sense of humor! You need to remember that ...he/she would want all of us to laugh more! and smile more...ya know?! Besides...laughing actually is great for your heart...and it helps you live a lot longer, bet ya didn't know that!!! It is true!
2007-03-15 01:58:07 · update #1
We'd split a six pack. Because "Beer is proof that there is a God and he wants us to be happy" (Ben Franklin).
We'd discuss the forgotten Golden Rule, and Gandhi.
Then we would watch American Idol or sports and laugh whenever somebody thanked God.
We'd split bread and I would feed him a vegetarian meal to avoid serving him any of his living and breathing creations.
As a send off, it would be a bow, a quick hug, and the highest hi-five you have ever seen.
2007-03-15 02:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by Toph 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since you said that God has a sense of humor I found in the Bible only two passages where God laughs.
Psalm 2:4 He Who sits in the heavens laughs; the Lord has them in derision [and in supreme contempt He mocks them]. AMP
Psalm 37:13 The Lord laughs at [the wicked], for He sees that their own day [of defeat] is coming. AMP
2007-03-21 22:32:17 · answer #2 · answered by gigiemilu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we ll one day i was sittin in a place that only i knew about when all of a sudden i saw this sighn in the sky and heard this name outloud and itook a breath and smelled the stinch of a voice i thought was the christmas griench . well i look on the ground and i thought out loud never knowing the name i heard out in the crowd . iwill show sighn in three days of marks of the beast . 19 people will die in crash close to you. 19 times its becouse of crew. never say die out loud becouse its not feeling in the blanks. i just told to you what i see know this is what god just told to me. and if icould do this all over again i would of could of should of made him my friend . do you miss father . sounds like met me before becouse god is forever and ever more. love like sister in wild way stay the heck away from jupiter becousehe dont play .more or less stay warm. binding toyou is what i done a bullet proof vest and a new born son. pop goes the weasle.
2007-03-16 07:16:12 · answer #3 · answered by mary s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a look around the sky, meet the angel guardians, ask God some questions that I have always wanted to know. Perhaps God would not like it. This is boring.
2007-03-15 01:56:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i know exactly what we`ll do. I called him yesterday from hell, & told him how cold i was, he said `why my son`, and i told him i could`nt get nowhere near the fire because of all the religious & righteous fanatics around it.He said he`s going to give me a lambswool coat.( Great bloke, is God ).
2007-03-21 10:56:56 · answer #5 · answered by winston 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We'll talk and talk and talk. 'About birds and bees and sealing wax, and whether pigs have wings.'
About where my loved ones are in His Heaven so I can find them. About how He is able to hear all the prayers to Him and act on them so amazingly.
About how he thought to create the world in such an amazing and inter-connected manner. About the rest of the universe - what it is and what is happening there.
About intelligence and its limits.
About beauty that He has made and that man has made.
About exquisite sounds that He has made and that man has made.
Just about everything there is in the world.
Thanks for such a creative question.
2007-03-15 16:54:49 · answer #6 · answered by concernedjean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play some checkers and share a 6 pack.
2007-03-15 01:59:53 · answer #7 · answered by Devil Dog '73 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would love to sit down with Him and have a cup of coffee and just talk. I would love to have Him over every morning to consult with and give me advice for the day.
2007-03-15 06:39:21 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs.Blessed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if im gonna meet GOD today, i shall throw a tea party. Just chit-chat with GOD and i shall i ask him his future intentions about us humans.ooh ya, n i shall serve him some yummy brownies and peanut-butter cookies too.
2007-03-15 02:13:43 · answer #9 · answered by gaurav 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First I would ask Him if the chicken or the egg came first...
Then I would ask him how many licks it takes to get to the center of a marble...
But of course He knew I was going to do that.
2007-03-15 03:23:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋