Kay so I'm like really weird. I don't like dating and even touching is too intimate for me. I cannot drink even a sip of a wine cooler. I tried once and I got drunk from less than three ounces of it. I am a complete insomniac and haven't slept for more than three hours in a month. I have a greenish tinge to my blood and never really smile. I found baby pictures of me with pointed ears, and when people touch me I can hear what their thinking. I'm convinced I'm a Vulcan. How do I get back to my home planet?
2007-03-15 01:09:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Awwww! I'll take you home with me. Show you what us regular earthlings are made of. hehehe. So, Vulcan huh? I can deal with that!
2007-03-15 04:34:41 · answer #1 · answered by The One and Only 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's a starship leaving Space Station 865129 on the 25th of June. I've checked with my travel agent and there are a few seats left, but they're going fast. I'm not sure your planet will be one of the destinations (since the Romulans are piloting the ship), but maybe you can get a connecting flight.
2007-03-15 08:18:44 · answer #2 · answered by miri-miri-off-the-wall 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
get a inter galactic space jump suit, cous your skin and body is still use to earth's atmosphere. Then get a time space continueêm, flexolizer, with that you would be able to go back in time and see how you got here, cous we aren't able to travel by light year so you won't be able to reach time even if you know where it is. So by going back in time you will also know why your parents left you here with humans parents.Give them some lip about why they left you and go back with them.
2007-03-15 08:22:12 · answer #3 · answered by (",) JJ (,") 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hitch a ride with miss lulu/queen olga/princess doris.
2007-03-15 09:05:07 · answer #4 · answered by castle h 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
go to a local mental health hospital.
2007-03-15 08:18:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, the baby picture is the funniest part
2007-03-15 08:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by rickyhunter 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
everybody's laughing... but i think she's serious. you can come live with me. :) i'm much the same. except i'm not afraid of any kind of intimacy...
are you an aquarius?
:)
2007-03-15 09:56:48 · answer #7 · answered by Vv 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
click your heels 25 times and do four summersalts. and wham.
2007-03-15 08:13:34 · answer #8 · answered by frangelica f 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
jump off a cliff!!
2007-03-15 10:39:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you have been reported as you have posted this same question before and you need to soooooooooooo see a shrink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-15 09:05:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋