My wife was in a car accident and she will be in the hospital for the next week or so. We have a very attractive next door neighbor and she has wanted to have sex with me for a while now. So should we do it at her house or at my house. Serious answers only.
2007-03-15 01:00:30 · 24 answers · asked by Lothario 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
First off, if your wife is in the hospital then your pathetic to even ask if you should take advantage of your wifes pain and suffering to cheat on her. You are a useless piece of man. Why cheat on her at all. What is this woman going to do for you but give you an STD or something. She is not much of a woman if she has that much lack of respect for your wife at all. She needs to go find someone that is NOT married. You need to go visit your wife in the hospital and keep your pecker in your pants. How cold could you be to cheat on your wife at all but especially while she is in the hospital. She probably misses you terrible and you were probably on her mind during the accident. Why not just love her like she does you and tell your neighbor to go buy a dildo to keep her busy. Atleast that way she is not affecting someones life and marriage. Grow up and stop being a jerk by cheating. Keep it in your pants for your wife till she gets better.
2007-03-15 01:41:23 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You win!! You have asked the most insensitve question ever posed on Yahoo. What if your wife had been killed in this accident? Would you have done the neighbor before or right after the funeral?You're digging your own grave with this type of stinking thinking. Let your wife get wind of this, and you'll be the one in the hospital. You deserve , at least, a broken kneecap!! Use this week to look for new housing!!Try really hard to think with your brain and have the doctor check the condition of your heart.
2007-03-15 08:10:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a tight fisted bastard and need to get your head sorted out, if you really loved your WIFE then you would not even think twice about sleeping with your next door neighbour especially whilst your WIFE is in hospital after a SERIOUS car accident, i think that your WIFE deserves someone a lot beta than you that will treat her right and will worry about her when she is in hospital with serious injuries instead of worrying where to have sex with your neighbour behind her back!!!!!!
2007-03-15 08:08:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should avoid the neighbor, you should be by your wife's side , No matter what you are going through in your marriage you at least owe your wife some respect.
If you are not happy or need to look elsewhere wait until she has recovered then you should get out of the marriage if you are not happy. You will at least walk away with some dignity
2007-03-15 10:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by topside 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF you are for real here, you are truly one heck of a JERK!!!! I AM VERY SERIOUS!!!! DO THE RIGHT THING and put your selfish ego back in your pants. If you just can't be MAN enough to remind the neighbor you are MARRIED, then at LEAST show some compassion to the woman whom you swore to "forsake all others" for, and WAIT until she is back on her feet, tell her the marriage is over, THEN go jump in that frying pan of lust!!! Just because some BIMBO wants you, does NOT mean it is the RIGHT thing to do. I would be somewhat flattered if my neighbor lusted for me, BUT, I would NEVER put my ego ahead of my vows. MARRIED means NOT AVAILABLE. GROW UP!!! Tell BIMBO next door to ask your WIFE if it's OK with HER if you two get stupid together....
2007-03-15 08:18:56 · answer #5 · answered by BikerChick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny that you would actually ask that question... Do you love your wife? If the answer is no, then by all means, screw a new chick while your wife is helpless in a hospital bed. YES, make sweet, passionate "love" in the bed that you and your wife worked hard to buy.
2007-03-15 08:04:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
JERK! You should not do it at all! Your wife was hurt badly enough to be in the hospital for a week and all you can think about is having an affair? I don't feel for you situation, I feel for your wife's. You should be in the hospital caring for her. So keep it in your pants and go to your wife.
2007-03-15 08:07:04 · answer #7 · answered by GirlsDeadMonster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your wife is injured and probably scarred and youre worried about your needs. how selfish. why dont you just handle your urges yourself and leave the neighbor alone.
i hope youre more attentive to your wife when she gets home from the hospital than youre being right now.
2007-03-15 08:26:07 · answer #8 · answered by Donna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think your neighbour is more attractive than your wife. Besides one week isn't a long time you can still wait for her. You should not let your neighbour drive your into doing what you can't do when your wife is around. As a friend i'd advice you to stick to that sick wife of yours. YOU LOVED HER AND NOT YOUR NEIGHBOUR..... ...
2007-03-15 08:17:01 · answer #9 · answered by George M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither if you want to keep your marriage. And cheating while your wife is in the HOSPITAL- I hope you get caught.
You have no IDEA what cheating can to do a person.
2007-03-15 09:19:45 · answer #10 · answered by Goddess Nikki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋