2007-03-15 00:05:51 · 5 answers · asked by Benny Zuko, The All-Knowing cat 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This is a joke from 1960, we told it on the school bus.
Two guys were trying to win the "Biggest Pig contest" at the county fair. So they stuck a cork in the pig's... ahem...under his tail, and left the cork there for 3 weeks. The pig got bigger and bigger and bigger.
They won the contest, but were afraid to pull the cork out. So they trained a monkey to do the job, training him with a cork and bottle.
The day finally came to relieve the pig. The monkey pulled the cork out and the pig exploded, pig manure exploding all over the room, knocking the men to the ground. The monkey was killed, and Both men ended up in the hospital.
One man couldn't stop laughing in his hospital bed.
The other man, "Why are you laughing? I don't remember a thing". His friend couldn't stop laughing and said, "You should have seen the monkey trying to put the cork BACK IN".
2007-03-15 00:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by Blues Lovin' Daddy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, this joke is not for kids so get your kids out of the room before you read this.
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In the local zoo, a lion, an elephant and a giraffe were watching a monkey trying to make love on a hole on a barrel on the oppisite side of the cage.
"Caw. He's really having it on with that barrel." the lion said.
"Yeah, but he ain't going to get much action with his lid that small." the elephant replied.
The giraffe then says: "Yeah. When he tried making love to that champagne bottle, you should have seen the monkey trying to put the cork back in."
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Dirty joke I know but it was the only idea I had. Hope it gets some laughs.
2007-03-15 00:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by Akira_Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The monkey was trained to pull the cork from the bottle. and one night the trainers girl friend was sleeping neh ked naked in his bed. the monkey pulled out the bloody cork and TRIED to put it back in. HA. it was a tampon on.
2007-03-15 00:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The poor monkey, his trainer, was letting off deadly farts. Everytime he'd try, to put a cork, up his bum. The poor monkey, was blown, into the air. lol
2007-03-15 00:22:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont do that mate , the elephants got diarrhoea !!
2007-03-15 00:48:56 · answer #5 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋