2007-03-14 23:51:18 · 15 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
They are with the cheating men who claim to be somewhere they aren't. THEY TAKE our pens to write down mistresses NUMBERS----and they take our socks to STUFF their pants SO THAT THEY can get some numbers!! WAH LAH.
I figured it OUT LADEEEZE. these are where the pens and socks are!!! ha!
2007-03-14 23:54:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'm not a lesbian, but you're beautiful, if that's your picture. I used to model, and then I realized I liked to do the models make-up and hair more than being a model. So, I got my cosmotolgy lisence. Once I started working in salons, and Hooters for a while, I started model scouting. That's where you pick out people to model. I'm really into faces, and you're very striking. Anyway's, about your question, I don't know where the missing pens and socks from the dryer hide because I'm still trying to figure out where all the tops to my tupperwear hide.
2007-03-15 00:15:04 · answer #2 · answered by Indigo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course not!
It is a well known fact that missing pens slip through wormholes in space to the "planet entirely given over to biro life forms" - according to Veet Voojagig who has done painstaking research to discover this
As far as the missing socks in the dryer - no one has discovered how they disappear yet. (And Veet is not longer around. Rumour has it he is now working driving a limousine for a family of cheap green retractables) - with apologies to the late Douglas Adams
2007-03-15 00:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...the missing pens go off with the missing pencils right before the kids have to sit down to do their homework....
The missing socks are with the missing dryer sheets that you find 2 wks later balled up in the pant leg of your jeans...when you know you put it directly in the dryer....yet...the sock still isn't with it....it just uses the dryer sheet for an escape goat...
The missing socks have been known to hop flights to Barbados or Hawaii....Sneaky little buggers...
Still missing my black & purple toe sock.....hmmm......
2007-03-14 23:58:46 · answer #4 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think of there are various motives it disappears. each and every so often it falls out of the pile as you transport it to the washing device and Bush possibilities it up and places it on a random table with out telling you, each and every so often it falls off the area or back of the washing device and dryer whilst moving the garments, each and every so often it sticks to different clothing or gets caught interior of sleeves or pantlegs, and each so often Bush reaches in from exterior and pulls it into the metallic exhaust tube thingie. so which you're partly precise.
2016-10-02 04:00:39 · answer #5 · answered by condom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no cuz missing socks are taken by sock trolls, and they hate pens..
2007-03-14 23:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by help please? =P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
When you get to heaven, God will return all of them to you at once, which will be quite overwhelming for people like me.
2007-03-14 23:54:21 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
socks can't write...pens have no feet...so...it can't be a conspiracy...just the thing known as the domestic black hole....
2007-03-15 00:15:44 · answer #8 · answered by EvelynMine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes in the junk drawer
2007-03-15 00:01:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really think they run away with each other!
2007-03-14 23:58:32 · answer #10 · answered by YAWN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋