2007-03-14 22:13:26 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Reptiles
Tell her she's put on weight.
(It's probably a bit early in the day for that level of cynicism but it's unfortunately true for a lot of people)
Lx
2007-03-14 22:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by Lauren A 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Interesting question..What does it have to do with reptiles?
There is no cheapest way to feed a woman and make her happy. If you can't afford to feed her then you have no business trying to keep her.
My Civics teacher told the class, on more than one occasion, "that two can eat as cheaply as one, IF one doesn't eat."
2007-03-14 22:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by hotsnakes2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the cheapest way for YOU to feed a woman :
just step aside and let a REAL man take care of things, seeing as though you apparently lack the abillity to please one. But hey, at least you got yourself.
2007-03-15 00:20:29 · answer #3 · answered by Kitten K 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Feed her with 'The Food Of Love'
You can't get cheaper than that.
2007-03-14 22:28:40 · answer #4 · answered by Afi 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Give her plenty of exersise in the bedroom she will be so satisfied she won't need food.
2007-03-16 01:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by madmum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is she a pet? sounds like it LOL Get lots of salad with lean meat can't go wrong with that!!!!!!
2007-03-14 22:27:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told her sex would be much more intense if we ate sparingly.
Dude.
It worked. And not on just the food part.
2007-03-15 20:09:38 · answer #7 · answered by pint after pint 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are u even asking this lol!!! In what way? At home going out for meals?? Get her to pay lol
2007-03-14 22:24:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
WITH A FUNNEL, it must be the size i see walking about, why cant they maintain a steady shape , not size zero mind that makes me feel ill
stick with fish and salad or chips
2007-03-14 22:22:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
By letting her fend for herself.
2007-03-15 08:47:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋