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aorry,,,choose another

2007-03-14 21:05:47 · answer #1 · answered by -------- 7 · 1 0

Somatic cell nuclear transfer:

Sure, I think that we could enucleate ova from sheep and insert our DNA. Then give the ova a tiny electric shock so they would begin dividing. Then implant the developing blastocysts in the sheep uterus for gestation. We would develop a flock of sheeple since some genetic elements would transfer from the ewe's mitochondria. There might be a reduced lifespan of the resultant sheeple due to telomeric atrition.

Or did you want to do it the old fashioned way???

2007-03-15 12:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sure. I have molecular biology lab experience. If there are any functioning labs with electricity around, I could try mutating a cockroach into a reasonable human.

Meanwhile you would cook and clean for me.

2007-03-15 04:06:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sorry, I can't. I'm religious and can't have sex outside of marriage, and I don't see any priests or city halls around.

But I'll be happy to make you a cup of tea and watch old DVDs with you to pass the time until we die.

2007-03-15 04:07:42 · answer #4 · answered by j3nny3lf 5 · 0 1

only if you are a girl under 39

2007-03-15 04:06:33 · answer #5 · answered by q6656303 6 · 1 0

I cant give ADam unless you are even eve

2007-03-15 04:15:03 · answer #6 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0 0

No, I think earth will be better without us.

2007-03-15 04:09:13 · answer #7 · answered by psychocat 3 · 2 0

Assuming you are a man, and not completely disgusting then yes.

2007-03-15 04:06:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nope, I don't dialate. I would die during childbirth. Too much info? ;O)

2007-03-15 04:09:34 · answer #9 · answered by spaacedogg 3 · 0 0

Two guys? You are naive AND dopey.

2007-03-15 04:09:29 · answer #10 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 1 0

Depends on how nice you actually are.

2007-03-15 04:08:53 · answer #11 · answered by MJ 5 · 0 0

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