two magicians were doing "it"
the male magician cried a magic spell saying "bigger... longer...."
then the female magician cried... "wider ... wider..."
the male magician then cried "biiiiigggggggggggerrrrrrr longerrrrrrrrrrr biggggggggggerrrrrrrrrrrr longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
the female magician was crying because of the pain... then she cried "widerrrrrrrrr widerrrrrrrrrr widerrrrrrrrrrrr"
the male magician then said "longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bigggggggggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr biggggggggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bigggggggggggerrrrrrrrrrr"
the female magician was crying in pain and shouted "widdddddddderrrrrrrrrrrr widerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr widerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr widerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr widerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr widerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
the male magician shouted "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
the male magician fell inside the female magician's thing
2007-03-14 20:54:56 · 7 answers · asked by FRENCH FRIES 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hahahah....FuNnY Joke, like your Avatar..........
2007-03-14 21:00:36 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, such crap!!!
how bout this?
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the ******** (b l o w j o b), but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
crappy too... :P
2007-03-15 04:15:08 · answer #2 · answered by wat_more_can_i_say? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry but that was just lame. No offense - just my opinion.
2007-03-15 04:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by Speedy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was the lamest joke i ever heard.
2007-03-15 04:25:45 · answer #4 · answered by BUSHIDO 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!
I hope he could find his way out!
2007-03-15 04:02:06 · answer #5 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. (: it was ok... but poor female... doubt that was reversible... lol
2007-03-15 04:00:57 · answer #6 · answered by lynn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-03-15 03:59:35 · answer #7 · answered by LesHug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋