Fluffy barked last night as I was stepping out of my bedroom...
startled, and not realizing I had dripped baby-oil all down the hallway (I had been hot-waxing my ****earlier) I was afrighted!
That little dog scored a direct hit on my frazzled nerves! In a violent reflex, I made a jumping-type move that sent me airborn. As I went up and over the banister rails to my apartment... I could hear all my dishes coming down. Fluffy was still barking but now running at full-speed downstairs. I think I was in th last rotation, when I suddenly thought to myself... "this is gonna be nasty... I weigh over 600lbs....!"
That's all I remember... when I awoke all was quiet...
It was a lucky thing for me poor Fluffy broke my fall...
Any advise on how to remove small animals from hard to reach areas?
2007-03-14 19:49:57 · 5 answers · asked by punk bitch piece of shit 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Prepare a can of baked beans, add dried onions and pepper. After eating the beans along with a coke or pepsi wait about 2 hours. Fluffy will be blasted out directly.
2007-03-14 19:57:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any generic brand of pet remover will likely do the trick. If that doesn't work, the smell of grilled steak usually coaxes 'em out. Whoa!
2007-03-15 04:42:54 · answer #2 · answered by Stewart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Raid.
2007-03-15 02:59:00 · answer #3 · answered by ciamalo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
corkscrew
2007-03-15 02:56:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
S-hit.
2007-03-15 02:59:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋