use these words in a sentence?
~ Jeff Foxworthy
~ Ricardo Montalban
~ ceiling fan
~ celery
~ ear drops
~ hummingbird
2007-03-14 16:57:56 · 9 answers · asked by feather girl 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It was only a matter of time before Jeff Foxworthy got on Ricardo Montalban's nerves. Remembering the presence he commanded playing Khan in Star Trek II, Ricardo suddenly grabbed Jeff and strung him up from the ceiling fan. Moments later a dull, cracking sound...much like a stalk of celery being twisted apart ..issued from Jeff's neck. The lifeless form of the redneck comedian continued to spin around, dangling from the fan's sturdy blades.
"Now you'll think twice before using my ear drops without asking," cooed Ricardo sternly. He reclined in his wicker lawn chair out on the balcony, cradling a mai tai as a hummingbird fluttered and hovered over a new day, and a new beginning....
THE END
2007-03-14 17:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
celery that wanted to look like Jeff Foxworthy asked the Hummingbird to bring him some ear drops from Ricardo Montalban who lives on a ceiling fan.
2007-03-14 17:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by Piggy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeff Foxworthy was talking to Ricardo Montalban under a ceiling fan when a hummingbird knocked over his ear drops so he had to use a piece of celery.
2007-03-14 17:02:46 · answer #3 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While Jeff Foxworthy was hanging from the ceiling fan,he put ear drops in Ricardo Montalbans ear with a hummingbird that had celery stuck to his beak!
2007-03-14 17:01:37 · answer #4 · answered by IAM2INSANE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jeff Foxworthy and Ricardo Montalban had to use the ear drops because they were eating too much celery while watching the humming birds fly into the ceiling fan.
2007-03-14 17:02:39 · answer #5 · answered by Kristal E 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jeff Foxworthys' celery was extracted for its' eardrops' juice by a hummingbird spinning on the ceiling fan while sitting on Ricardos Montalbans' shoulder....
"thats my story and I'm sticking to it !!!"
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2007-03-15 08:59:13 · answer #6 · answered by yahoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ricardo Montalban got out of his Chrysler Cordoba with rich Corinthian leather to have sex with Jeff Foxworthy in his trailer on the ceiling fan, but a hummingbird kept getting in the way because part of their kinky sex involved sticking celery in each others ears and they didn't have anti-hummingbird ear drops to keep it away, and we all know how much hummingbirds like celery.
2007-03-14 17:20:23 · answer #7 · answered by P K 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
jeff foxworthy tied up ricardo montalban to a ceiling fan after a hummingbird flew by and added eardrops to his celery
2007-03-14 17:05:12 · answer #8 · answered by blinkky winkky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's too late for my brain to function that much, sorry.
2007-03-14 17:03:57 · answer #9 · answered by Hilllbilly_gal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋