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Ready for this? I was walking around the block with my nephew, he was riding his tricycle. He didn't wanna ride anymore, so I thought it would be fun to push it with one foot on the back like when you are little and then hop on. Well, I flew over the handle bars, had to jump up off the sidewalk and make sure the neighbors didn't see! Ripped up my elbow, blood everywhere and my nephew thought it was the greatest thing ever! I need to remember I am in my 30's this summer! lol

2007-03-14 16:14:21 · answer #1 · answered by debrenee211 5 · 2 0

Too my mom to a male strip show. My mom was nearly 50 at the time and didn't know what she was in for. I have a picture I took of her putting a dollar in the stripper's g-string. I have the photos in the back of an old photo album. My kids ask me "What's grandma doing in this picture?!"

2007-03-14 23:24:22 · answer #2 · answered by TPhi 5 · 0 0

My ex and I called one of those free "meet up with singles for sex" lines and listened to the messages. We got the number from a late night tv commercial. It was pretty funny.

2007-03-14 23:14:21 · answer #3 · answered by Jack S 5 · 0 0

Messing with my daughter and chased her out the house in my nightgown with nothing under it in broad daylight when the neighbors were out and fell in the middle of the street and it went way up to my neck and every one saw.

2007-03-14 23:12:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Got married to the wrong woman and now she's in bed with another man.

2007-03-14 23:17:37 · answer #5 · answered by You Can't See Me 4 · 0 0

Think I can keep up with a roomful of kids doing the same thing they are doing. NOT!

2007-03-14 23:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0 0

I chewed on a toy to see if it could withstand the stress when a baby does that

2007-03-14 23:13:45 · answer #7 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1 0

Made prank phone calls. I used a voice changer and called my sister talking dirty. Well....she got another call and asked me if I could hold. LOL..I will never let her forget that one.

2007-03-14 23:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by MeanKitty 6 · 0 0

I tried to give my dog a haircut, I butchered him. I was so embarrassed bringing him to the groomer.

2007-03-14 23:18:07 · answer #9 · answered by Geoff 2 · 0 0

skated (unsuccessfully) down an old style metal sliding board on rollerblades. Thought I broke my hip, LOL...*ouch*

2007-03-14 23:12:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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