im not trying to be funny here. i hate going to doctors. it seems when i strain while im taking a crap my butthole swells up like crazy. kind of feels like i have a terd still hanging out of my *** for about five minutes after im done. i looked in the mirror tonight and it was queit frighning. it looked like i had vagina lips hanging out my ***. what the hell is wrong with me?
2007-03-14 16:02:01 · 10 answers · asked by justin s 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
I am more impresssed that you can even observe your anus. Could be hemmorhoids
2007-03-14 16:12:46 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay first off, how dare you like'in your a** hole to that of a females most personal possession. Secondly, it's obvious you have hemmroids and need to have it surgically corrected, there are no topical creams that can fix this problem. The doctor just goes in and stitches you back up, pretty simple. Watch your mouth from now on, talk to the wrong woman like that and your gonna wish you had a vagina over whats hangin between your legs right now.
2007-03-14 16:06:56 · answer #2 · answered by cotton~candy 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you have hemorrhoids I do believe.Purchase a tube of prep oration H and follow directions. Try taking a laxative if it is hard for you to poo,they should be located near the prep-oration H at the grocery or drug store.Don't forget to purchase several other items so your problem wont look so obvious.ohhhhhhhhh buy a bag of prunes and eat them on the way home.
2007-03-14 16:18:53 · answer #3 · answered by gotgoji 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hemmrrooidd
2007-03-14 16:08:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like piles. You need to take action, need to take more fibre. Fibre can be found in pumpkin, sweet potato, and pears, even drinking pear juice will help you. Your diet needs looking into.
2007-03-14 16:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, one of the challenges of being a man is that you oneday realize the "peepee hose" is connected to the ***. you have to limit things coming out of the peepee hose to get better, otherwise, bowel movement advancements happen and ones *** gets confused and irritated. waterproof sun screen lotion helps out and perfectly clean clothes. you have to change clothes after sweating for example.
2007-03-14 16:11:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
if anything was hanging out of your anus, it could be a prolapse rectum which is very serious have it looked at soon,
2007-03-15 13:17:37 · answer #7 · answered by Roger F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm no Dr, but it sounds like it could be a very bad hemrroid.
2007-03-14 16:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like to me that you have hemorrhoids.
2007-03-14 16:06:20 · answer #9 · answered by Vergie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
maybe hemorrhoids?
2007-03-14 16:07:48 · answer #10 · answered by Austin's gf 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋