2007-03-14 15:46:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How about a stoner joke I remember hearing? Ready? How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?
None, because alligators can't fly.
2007-03-14 15:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by x_RadiantEclipse_x 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was playing Ms Pac man the other day, using the arrow keys on my keyboard. I was passing level after level and i wondered if I could get close to the world high score I saw in some dusty book. I few days went by and I started getting a pale computer tan so I quit!
2007-03-14 15:54:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Save The Spoones, The Mooses Will Come And Eat Them In 7 Days"
2007-03-14 15:52:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were three men that died and went to hell. The devil was there and told them that they still have a last choice of going to heaven. But they have to do something. He was going to hit'em with a whip but they can use whatever they wanted. The American was the first one and grab a huge rock and put it in his back and at the first whip the rock was made into a sand and he couldn't take it anymore and went to hell. The second one was a Indian guy (from India) and he kneel down and the devil ask him: your not going to use nothing? and he said No. And he started breathing in yoga position and making the sound OHM OHM OHM and he tolerate the pain. The devil told him you can go and he said, no I want to watch the Mexican. Then the Mexican, told the devil, "hey diablo, can I use anything that I want? and the devil said Yes, then he kneel down and said: Hey you pinche Hindu put behind me!!
2007-03-14 15:58:14 · answer #4 · answered by MayanPrincess@sbcgglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My dog raised heck late last night...barking and growling and running from windows to doors..I got up and went to check for intruders or whatever..the dang dog jumped up on the bed and was snoring on my pillow, I had so mush adrenaline pumping I couldn't get back to sleep...smart dog..found a warm spot...
2007-03-14 15:52:44 · answer #5 · answered by metoo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thursday.
2007-03-14 15:49:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok it came right to me a joke.....so it is random...I was not even thinking about it.....hope U have a laugh!
3 tampons R walking down the street, a regular, a super, and a maxi....which one says hi?............None there all stuck up bitches!
2007-03-14 15:58:27 · answer #7 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man goes to his psychiatrists office dressed only in cellophane. The psychiatrist says "I can see your nuts." HAHAHA
2007-03-14 15:49:51 · answer #8 · answered by Your Mom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
2007-03-14 15:53:07 · answer #9 · answered by mjnjtfox 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most gay men hit the space bar with there right thunb
2007-03-14 20:02:41 · answer #10 · answered by JMAN 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋