Insanely Creative People... Would You Come Here'eth, Please?

Question

I am doing an assignment for this college class of mine. It requires that I write a Tabloid and make it creative. I have to pick somethin' crazy like those magazines do... such as "BatBoy found in cave"... but that one sucks. I have a few in mind, but I like to see other's ideas, as well. I basically have to pick somethin' to write about, make sure that it ends up havein' a "joke" kick to it BUT treat it as if it were a real incident and I were really reporting it in a newspaper. Anything is appreciated. Thank Ya' Muches.

Answer 1

Bubba's Take Over Florida....(trailer trash in vogue)

Rebel Flags Flying Over All State Houses ( it seems to mistify assasins)

Helium Found to Prevent Cavaties. ( now it's COOL ??? to talk like Mickey Mouse)

Breast Implants for Buttocks ( have been found to prevent hemorroids)

Flat Sceen T.V.'s To be Used as Tanning Beds...(watch your fav show and get a tan too...)

Rings of Saturn Found to be Corn Kernals...( all those bags we send to to other countries being sent to the space station instead...)

and on and on....

Answer 2

There are plenty of websites that are tabloids unto themselves, even though they come off as totally serious. Perhaps you could get an idea from them? I read somewhere about a cheeseburger-eating werewolf! Maybe look up outrageous stories, combine them, and make your own new one. This website tries hard, but I often find some outrageous and mostly paranormal stuff. You might be able to find something there to give you an idea.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/

Answer 3

Bin Ladin seen hanging out with Elvis

If you know how to use a photo program you might be able to add some pictures LOL

Answer 4

Didn't like my first idea. Well I'm tapped out. I'm in the midst of a creative mind block.

Answer 5

do it like those real tabloid reporters do... make stuff up.
imagine you are talking to the hottest star, and put yourself in the place of that star, and just roll with it.

Answer 6

wat about like britney spears pregant again?? after she shaved her head and everything.....later on that night she hooked up with....make someone up or use a celeberity....and say it looks likes she might be pregnant AGAIN!!