I am doing an assignment for this college class of mine. It requires that I write a Tabloid and make it creative. I have to pick somethin' crazy like those magazines do... such as "BatBoy found in cave"... but that one sucks. I have a few in mind, but I like to see other's ideas, as well. I basically have to pick somethin' to write about, make sure that it ends up havein' a "joke" kick to it BUT treat it as if it were a real incident and I were really reporting it in a newspaper. Anything is appreciated. Thank Ya' Muches.
2007-03-14 14:29:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Homework Help
BREAKING NEWS!
President Bush has finally realized he's a terrorist. :-0
2007-03-14 14:53:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Redneck invents alternative feul made from human waste.
He discovers this while trying to replace a line on a Septic Tank, when his cigarrett ignites the old line and his septic tank explodes. He then made a new line and dumped the waste into a Barrel and Simialr to a MOONSHINE STILL, he
loops some copper line and drops it into a Jug. After two weeks as the Gasses condensated it filled his Jug and he added some oil to the mix. He now plans a cross country road trip burning nothing but his own feul.
2007-03-14 21:49:00 · answer #2 · answered by Justme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man wanders into desert, finds rock, now has psychic abilities. Modern day Jesus.
2007-03-14 21:33:36 · answer #3 · answered by Old guy 124 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋