Is there any harm that can be done by using the very high powered vacuum at the car wash for "pleasure"? I figure it's waterproof, so no risk of electrocution. Also, no home vac has suction NEARLY as strong.
(This is a serious question...$5 for the best "job" ever!)
2007-03-14 14:20:35 · 10 answers · asked by HollywoodHound 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
(It does NOT hurt; it's the most exhilirating thing EVER. I use one that is on a rural road where I can see anyone coming down the road, and the car wash makes lots of money, so no harm? Plus, I'm "bigger" for a few days afterward.)
2007-03-15 09:30:58 · update #1
I guess it depends if you are a boy or a girl....
If you are female, remember that vacum cleaner head is dirty..... you may introduce an infection up in there.
If you are male, you may cause harm to the sensative nerve endings of the glans penis. This will in time make it harder for you to achieve an orgasm.. you will need more and more strenuous "exercise" to achieve your results. You may end up having to submit your member to extremities to receive proper stimulation..... such as slamming it in a car door, burning it with a lighter, or worse....
My suggestion to you is to manually stimulate yourself ( jerk off).... this may be borring, but it is safe......
Just remember to wash your hands well before you leave the house.
Hope this helps.
2007-03-14 15:14:11 · answer #1 · answered by J W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Risks would include:
HUGE hickey
Charges for Indecent Exposure or Public Indecency (if anyone saw it and reported it to a cop)
Restraining order from the carwash
As far as "harm" I don't think I would ever get my member anywhere near a piece of industrial strength equiptment. If you do go for it though I hope everything comes out okay... take the last statement how you will.
2007-03-14 14:30:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
That is just nasty! What are you thinking, or should I ask what are you on? Really dumb idea, but wouldn't it be funny if you did, got caught for public exposure, then went to court before the judge with a room full of people who live in your town (and some that know you) and the judge announced (laughing as she speaks) what you were there for and how do you plead, only to have the whole court room burst out laughing at you! Yeah, do it! I'll have a laugh when I see it on GMA or read it in the papers.
Now why do I get a thumbs down for laughing at his idea? If I see it on the news, I'll know it's him! No sense of humor on here!
2007-03-14 14:32:38 · answer #3 · answered by HeatherS 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes... harm in the form of the patrol car that's scoping you out.
2007-03-14 14:30:31 · answer #4 · answered by This Is Me Being Grumpy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would not recommend doing that. You could get caught. Have you tried a wet/dry vac or using a hottub in your own home?
2007-03-14 14:46:10 · answer #5 · answered by JennTarbox 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too much power, watch out you might lose your d*ck.
get a good woman.
2007-03-14 14:55:10 · answer #6 · answered by Mightymo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
watch out the voliation police will get you.. i asked one about pleasing my bf and i used no adult word.. still got a ticket
2007-03-14 14:30:35 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't do that it will hurt
2007-03-14 14:25:34 · answer #8 · answered by Time@ Time 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont do that
2007-03-14 15:57:22 · answer #9 · answered by mj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! ..........LMBO!...........WHAT?!............HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
2007-03-14 21:38:13 · answer #10 · answered by bigjap2001 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋