Whilst at work today, I discovered the universe in my lunch box. No wonder it was so heavy.
How can I hide it, so as not to annoy Patrick Moore?
2007-03-14 12:32:28 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
In my jewlery box!
2007-03-14 12:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by Yahoo! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, I'd like to say that it was really stupid of you to put it IN your lunchbox in the first place! It was almost BOUND to cause trouble.
Secondly.....Are you SURE it's the entire universe? You're not just looking at the bar of "galaxy" that you intended to have for a late afternoon snack, and getting a bit confused are you?
Thirdly the Patrick Moore dilemma.
Simply don't tell him.
If he hasn't noticed it's not around by now, he's hardly going to ask you where it is is he! He's a bit senile and slightly smelly now anyway.
If he Does ask, simply flatly deny it and then divert his attention by asking him xylophone related questions. He's a bit of a xylophone nut, and will soon have forgotten all about the missing universe.
My money is on the chocolate bar though....go on ...have another look just to make sure!
2007-03-14 17:13:28 · answer #2 · answered by johncee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide it where the sun don't shine. I'm sure Patrick Moore will never think of looking there.
2007-03-14 15:14:46 · answer #3 · answered by canislupus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's SIR Patrick Moore to you, Citizen.
2007-03-15 00:03:34 · answer #4 · answered by efes_haze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just hide the lunch box.
2007-03-14 12:47:58 · answer #5 · answered by Afi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit on it, maybe you'll create enough pressure to reverse it's expansion and force it back into being the singularity from wence it came.
And! If you get a singularity stuck in your butt, you'll never need to go to the bathroom for a number two again!
2007-03-14 12:56:48 · answer #6 · answered by socialdeevolution 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No universe is small enough to fit into a lunch box.
2007-03-14 12:53:41 · answer #7 · answered by zombiepirate_13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dear mr smiff, to hide the universe you must first be a master of it, HE-MAN did this by fighting the evil skeletor for his dinner money, he man was triumphant on this occasion but lost a few other minor battles along the way.
ps, he also had a very big sword.
2007-03-14 12:39:07 · answer #8 · answered by jardon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could get a real fine paint brush , stick a bit of blue paint on it, and dab it anywhere on your universe and call it something like 'earth'. Then everyday when you are in a bad mood , look at them self-absorbed, arrogant animals who all think they are so powerful and correct in what they think, and think how lucky you are.
2007-03-14 22:54:21 · answer #9 · answered by cheekychap432 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Create a force field around it using chewing gum. Fruity flavors work best. Good luck in your endeavor.
2007-03-14 12:37:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you'll have to summon up :courage ,integrity and wisdom
and eat the all contain of your lunch box ;
no matter how alive and ever expanding it may look to you ..it may even whisper to you,
ignore it ... and next time you attempt to eat the blue and red pills just before lunch
please remember : there is brand new purple one already in circulation
2007-03-14 12:50:47 · answer #11 · answered by angelica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋