Could you beat me and my durian?
2007-03-14 11:55:52 · 28 answers · asked by Athene1710 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A 2000 pound pumpkin
2007-03-14 12:00:59 · answer #1 · answered by Andrew 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grape-shot
Shot was the name given to everything that was fired out of a naval gun, except those filled with explosives. Grape-shot was 1 inch (2.5 cm) in diameter and was often used in carronades. The French tended to fire shot high to destroy the rigging. A popular method for this was chain shot — two cannon balls connected by a chain or iron bar which when fired rotated at great speed. The British fired lower into the vessel to cause damage between decks.
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Pomegranate
A hand grenade is a small hand-held bomb designed to be thrown. The word "grenade" is derived from the Old French (pome) grenate ("pomegranate"), in reference to the general size of early grenades, and because its shrapnel pellets reminded soldiers of the seeds of this fruit.
2007-03-14 19:16:48 · answer #2 · answered by stratmanreturns 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dureian fruit. It grows in Malaysia, and can cost up to $50.
It has a prickly outer shell, with disgusting, mushy, and stinky fruit on the inside.
2007-03-14 21:31:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
grapes.i go with the Braveheart approach where Hamish gets the big rock and misses but Sir William Gibson uses a small rock and hits him between the eyes.though im not sure what damage grapes would do.annoy you to death i suppose
2007-03-14 18:59:38 · answer #4 · answered by QPRfan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would arrive armed with pomegranates. I would assail you with entire fruits to wear you down, as well as strategic buckshot-like seed shots to suprise and blind you.
As an added bonus, my pomegranate attack would leave you stained and seemingly bloody.
So, yes, my pomegranate arsenal could beat you every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Bring it on! :)
What a fun question! Thanks! :)
2007-03-14 19:05:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would use bananas.i would arrive the day before battle and unpeel all the bananas and lay the skins on the battle field ground.The next day i would stand alone and naked beckoning the oncoming army towards me.as they charge they would slip and break their necks on the skins.
2007-03-14 19:05:25 · answer #6 · answered by Val 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A coconut! Coconuts are pretty dangerous - they kill loads of people every year, because people sit under trees and get hit by them!
If not that then a kiwi, quite a lot of people are violently allergic to them.
2007-03-14 19:02:51 · answer #7 · answered by Mordent 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay away from me with that stinky thing!
If I catch you upside the head with this pineapple, I'll beat you for sure.
2007-03-14 19:30:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AK 47 Loganberry. 400 pips per second when ripe.
2007-03-14 19:00:08 · answer #9 · answered by krak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know how he did it but a long time ago my brother loaded his air rifle with a raisin and managed to shoot himself in the thumb. The idiot!
2007-03-14 19:32:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋