2007-03-14 11:53:14 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Cleaning & Laundry
In your dreams.
2007-03-14 11:56:09 · answer #1 · answered by bresmama 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a lot of friends who will be glad to take you up on that! You will just need to work 40 hours a week and commit to doing ALL the housework in exchange for the cooking and laundry duty. Any one of them would be more than happy to never have to dust and vac and pick up because they are only responsible for the food and clean clothes. She would, of course hold a full time job and share all the house expenses. You should probably expect to give her massages several times a week and she'd love a hot tub installed when you guys get your taxes back. You'll both need to be completely monagamous with each other and discuss and negtiate all major issues. i am sure you two will be very happy because you BOTH work your butts off to keep EACH OTHER happy and satisfied. Still want her number, Romeo? LOL
2007-03-14 19:05:07 · answer #2 · answered by yepitsme22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 1800s.
2007-03-14 19:00:57 · answer #3 · answered by Miss E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As you can tell by your responses finding a good wife is few, far and in between but they are out there. A good wife would be more than happy to serve her husband and take care of him. She would find it one of the inspirations of her day. You need to look in places like church or through friends. Don't go to places like a bar to look for a wife. At least not this type. Be sure to appreciate her and do your part as a caring and devoted husband.
Good luck!
2007-03-14 21:23:08 · answer #4 · answered by Raspberry 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have lots and lots of money to give in return or lots and lots of love, you'll have no problem finding many women willing to feed you and do all the laundry. If you have nothing to offer them, feed yourself and do your own laundry.
Blunt, but true.
2007-03-14 18:56:38 · answer #5 · answered by friendlyadvice 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, hire a maid. The endless crap you will have to put up with from a wife or girlfriend will be well worth paying someone, LOL.
Of course, I love my wife, so I put up with her crap. And she puts up with mine. Somewhere in there the laundry gets done and the food gets cooked.
2007-03-15 02:05:39 · answer #6 · answered by danpauselius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the classified section of your newspaper: Cook, Laundress.
2007-03-14 19:02:26 · answer #7 · answered by 13th Floor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry your to late ,I have Mr Clean here at the moment. He´s spring cleaning & I´m cooking . shame if only you had asked earlier
2007-03-14 19:11:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move back home with Mommy. Or try the Phillipines, you slouch.
2007-03-14 22:14:39 · answer #9 · answered by PleiadesMom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can find her in 1950. Or in Morman Utah.
2007-03-14 18:56:46 · answer #10 · answered by ubiquitous_mr_lovegrove 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try looking at home. Mothers always do so much and ask for so little.
2007-03-14 18:58:02 · answer #11 · answered by penobscott 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋