One with its mouth on the battery post and the other eel biting that eel's tail. Do you think it could work? The best wacky answer wins the 10 points.
2007-03-14 11:31:59 · 6 answers · asked by Yafooey! 5 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Boats & Boating
Ok, I have given this great thought.
If you get a male eel and a female eel... know how to find out? I'll tell you... the male one thinks he's bigger than he is so he will be the more agressive one... and he's got a wee thing hanging out... very wee thing... she on the other hand is a perfect specimen... not a flaw or mark on her... primped and preened to the max, ready for a night out with the gals at the club... no doubt powering some kind of lighting in a rap club... anyhow, on with the boat charging...
Once you get one of each sex; the voltage will triple. Having said that, the secret is to control the voltage. You will need to connect the eely duo to a bridge rectifier to control the voltage... any bridge will do... heck, the one on the interstate exit is perfect.
Once you get them to hang on the bridge, connect a wire to each of them by using aluminum tape that HVAC guys use to seal the ductwork in your house. CAREFULLY, with shielded gloves and wearing a haz-mat suit; connect the two wires to the battery... one on each terminal.
The result will be an awesome display of fireworks and sparks and blue-coloured fog wafting over the area. Once the excitement dies down, gently place the battery in your boat and give her a quick turn over (after you run the bilge blower if it's an inboard or I/O). She should jump to life like an F-1 car and away you go. The beauty of this whole episode is that the battery will now last 25 years without ever depleting in power. The other really cool thing is that now that you have "introduced" a male and female eel, you'll have more power available to you (through the offspring) than the local nuke plant... all free!
Good Luck!
You could try to buy a used flux-capacitor on ebay too, that might work well... hmmmm...
2007-03-14 12:09:53 · answer #1 · answered by 6kidsANDalwaysFIXINGsomething 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Actually, this CAN be done. However, you must first disconnect the cables connecting the battery to the motor. Clean both terminals being careful to remove any fried eel from your last feeble attempt. Soak your latest eels in a conductive solution such as beer or vodka. Place eel #1 on negative post and eel #2 on positive post- hold the tail of each eel in your right and left hands to complete the circuit. Use the leftover conductive solution to drown your sorrows while you and Gilligan contemplate a new way to get off the island.
2007-03-14 18:55:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but you need 340 eels in series with a volt-a-drop in the mouth of the last one connected to the positive lead.
The biggest problem is that the loop must be continuous and all the eels must obey your orders.
2007-03-14 18:39:04 · answer #3 · answered by yes_its_me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your question made me laugh, although I am not creative enough to think of a funny answer.
2007-03-14 23:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by Cactus Dan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just found a great idea to save on my household electric bill! Thanks
2007-03-14 18:45:50 · answer #5 · answered by David A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you give new meaning to the word idiot.
2007-03-14 18:41:45 · answer #6 · answered by pilot 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋