Hmm this is why birds should be on the bus instead of blocking my private track.
2007-03-14 10:21:31
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answer #1
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answered by thecoldvoiceofreason 6
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I was stopped at traffic lights today,A car in front had two people in it,They were so busy talking to each other that the lights changed to green then back to amber when the driver noticed and moved off just as the lights went to red leaving me waiting at the lights annoyed is an understatment on my part.
2007-03-14 10:20:02
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answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7
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So you are the one in front of me who never sees the lights change back to green . I've been trying to find out who you are because I want to have a few words with you. So now you had better look out because I will be right behind you.
2007-03-14 10:32:38
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answer #3
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answered by oldtimer 3
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That's because the midget man in your brain sends morse code signals to the elf in the traffic lights.....
They have a mission to make all women look like bad drivers, and as they can find NO FAULT in us anywhere else they try and trap us as traffic lights!!!!!!
2007-03-14 10:18:19
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answered by squeegy 4
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They don't. Just don't go into you're glove box or handbag when at a stop. Always have what you need on the dashboard.
2007-03-14 10:15:11
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answered by Alex A 2
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Its known as Sods Law
2007-03-14 10:21:17
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answered by Anonymous
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You shouldn't be looking in your glove box/hand bag or whatever anyway. Your eyes should be on the road - stupid girl.
2007-03-14 19:50:52
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answer #7
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answered by WelshLad 7
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The car manufacturers have secretly installed a time machine in the glovebox.
When you open it, time goes faster. Keep it closed.
2007-03-14 12:35:55
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answered by Anonymous
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I know why
Its because its managed by a company named sods law
have u heard of them lol
2007-03-14 10:17:15
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answer #9
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answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5
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It's the small gnomes the cities have locked up in th light box. They see you reach for your purse and whaamo, change that light!
What else do you think they would do for fun...all locked up in their light box and stuff.
2007-03-14 10:17:02
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answered by ark 3
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