Britney spears and Paris Hilton ?
2007-03-14 09:54:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
well this is how it would "go down"
Britney would throw the 1st one, and break a nail and cry
Paris would laugh and slap her head, and realize her hand "stings"
both would get on their cells
and two thugs would show up
Brit and Paris sit side by side passing the booze back and forth, maybe with some caviar or other such silliness
and while these two buddy up
getting ripped
two hired fighters *itch slap each other urged on by the two gutter slurring drunk $luts
so whichever has the better thug would win
which has the most cash would have the better thug
but,
they will neve know if the two finished even
they get bored and go DUIing to the next "party"
two fighters?
call it a draw after the "chicks" leave
they sit and compare amounts they are being paid by these two blonde idiots
2007-03-18 08:35:42 · answer #1 · answered by wicked sweet 1 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Britney she's a street girl, Paris has never had to fight for anything.
2007-03-14 17:07:47 · answer #2 · answered by kf 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Britney b/c she has more meat on her bones. On the other hand, Paris could probably pay someone to have her whacked.
2007-03-14 16:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by ropman1 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I agree with the answerer who says Chuck Norris....lol
but really the one who says Brit cause "she would rip her head off" don't you mean hair? ;>
and the one who says Brit cause she's "got girth"? is that anything like she's got game? ha! lol two skinny *$$ @itches and you gonna call one fat like that? oops she did it again now.... she threw up her food....
she's street? she's street? what is that? Brit the goody goody knows about as much as Paris..... neither are street.....
if either turn sideways you would lose them behind a twig... alright... not true.. Brit needs a sapling nowadays..... sigh.... still geez
who cares? who cares? come on.. isn't this the "probing" question on every young, pasty faced, pimpley boy's mind? geez!
I think I agree... Chuck Norris yeah....
2007-03-16 00:37:07 · answer #4 · answered by babyheartsrule 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Britney, shes experienced..
2007-03-14 17:06:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Paris would win by flashing her **** and dropping britney from the smell
2007-03-14 16:57:44 · answer #6 · answered by Purpslinger 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Britney, she has more girth than paris
2007-03-14 16:58:33 · answer #7 · answered by Ashley 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris.
2007-03-14 16:57:50 · answer #8 · answered by McLovin 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Britney. She isn't afraid of using a weapon. Umbrella.
2007-03-14 16:58:35 · answer #9 · answered by biancajh 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Britney because she's bald and so can move like lightning
2007-03-14 16:58:21 · answer #10 · answered by Boofie 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋