What are some of your most embarrasing stories?

Question

I am making a magazine for class and I need some embarassing stories! PLEASE HELP!

Answer 1

Trying to pass a silent fart in a quiet room full of people & succeeding in having a loud, horrible, horrible smelling giant fart that I couldn't stop due to the build up of pressure (I had eaten a Cajun 15 bean soup 2 meals in a row!).

Answer 2

I was in middle school and my friend, Joyce and I thought it would be a good idea to skip school.
We were walking to her boyfriend's house which was a few miles away. Joyce says, "if you see a cop, run!" Just about that time, a cop car drove up behind us. We ran. Then we heard the cop speak through a loud speaker saying "you might as well come back!" No...we didn't dare go back. We ran as fast as we could, through yards, a stream and woods and briars. We got lost and walked several hours before we could figure out where we were.
We finally go to her boyfriend's house. I had never met him before, and he seemed like he wasn't in a great mood. Kinda touchy, ya know.
He had a small pick up truck with a camper top on it and a dog. We decided to go to get some fast food and we were standing outside near his truck.
Well I figured since it was a small truck, only he and Joyce could fit up front. He opened up the back of his camper and said "Get in". I reluctantly started to get in. He then said, "No stupid, I meant the dog!" I felt like crawling under a rock. The story doesn't end there.
Later I called my house....because I was getting paranoid that I had been caught skipping school. If there was no answer, then I was safe. That meant my mother was still at work and she was none the wiser. The phone rang, and guess who picked up....yes, my mother. I knew I was caught. I walked several miles back home, all alone, dreading seeing her. I got grounded for two weeks, and could not see Joyce anymore. I sure wish I hadn't had the bright idea to skip school. Never skipped again, except when I played sick.

Answer 3

I was in a bowling league with both men and women. I was traveling for awhile and missed several weeks. The next time I was able to bowl in the league we were playing this other team. Of course I hadn't seen these folks for awhile and one of the ladies on the other team had a bit of a pouch in the belly area that she hadn't had before. I thought she was pregnant and rubbed it. She said, "Thanks, and no I am not pregnant."

OUCH!!