What's the stupidest thing you've ever done while drunk?

Question

If you are a non drinker pleaselimityour selfrighteous response to 25 words!

Answer 1

said 'I love you' for the first time to my then boyfriend. After we broke up I was drunk around him and I was an emotional drunk. I threw things at him and cried a lot. He was kind enough to hold my hair back while I threw up. I don't drink too much, and I generally don't do stupid things but I say stupid stuff.

Answer 2

when i was 16 me and me mate wanted to go out but we didn`t have much money so wr both got 3 bottles of white star so we wouldn`t need to spend much in the pub
We drunk the lot down in like half an hour staggered into the pub went into the best side (where it was allways empty in the week .) We must have got laid out on the back rest cos the next thing i know it was morning and the cleaners were waking us up

Answer 3

long story...
aged 18 and having led a rather sheltered existence until that point i went camping with my first boyfriend (first night spent with him). he decided to get me a little inebriated via giving me pints of a mixture of vodka, gin, archers and wine (i didn't know what i was drinking but foolishly trusted him).
at some point in the night i became too drunk to walk so had to get assisted back to our tent by a 15 year old who happened to be there. once in the tent i then proceeded to remove all of my clothes in front of said 15 year old. from this point on my memory is a blank and the gaps have been filled in by my ex and the people in nearby tents.
on my ex arriving back to the tent i proceeded to try and persuade him to take my virginity. him caring about me said no as i was drunk (i wonder who's fault that was!!!) on hearing this reply i then decided he must be having an affair, and not only that but the girl must be in bed with us as well. apparently i went ape swearing at him, asking where he was and why he was sleeping with her, whilst in bed with me. at some point i cried myself out and passed out.
needless to say on awaking i was slightly ill and not in any sort of shape to have to be a passenger on the 3 hour journey home!!! much embarrassment was caused that night, and i will never be allowed to forget it!!!
beat that someone!!!

Answer 4

I feel out of a pub window once, It was ok, I landed in the flower bed! And I've fallen over a car before (twice), And I've fell down loads of different stairs...Maybe I should stop drinking so much?!

Answer 5

Fell over and broke my ankle, hopeless with drink and that's why these days I never touch the stuff, not self righteous about it though just too clumsy to stand up after a glass or two.

Answer 6

I mistook a real policeman for a strip o gram and proceeded to slap his a r s e and knock his hat off. He kept threatening to arrest me and I thought he was joking, until he got on his radio for back up. Made a quick getaway with a very red face!

Answer 7

Climbed my mates treehouse and i was so drunk i was all over the place and i fell over the balcony bit of the edge and fell to the ground lol i couldnt realy fill the pain untill i woke up in the morning!

Answer 8

Drive a VW around a pool at an apartment complex.

Answer 9

This is harmless and it was funny.

Once, in college, I was drunk and I spilled a tiny bit of my drink on the floor. I said (out loud) "I need to clean that up" and then proceeded to dump the rest of my (very full) drink on the floor and then got some paper towels and cleaned it up.

Didn't even phase me at the time, but when I look back & remember it was probably my stupidest drunk moment.

Answer 10

me an 2 mates went camping,(no brokeback mountain sh1t either!) we made a fire,got drunk an started jumping over it,through the flames,then i decided to spice things up by throughing diesel over the fire when my mate jumped over it,he entered the fire with facial hair,he came out with none! i laughed my *** off cos he had to go to school with no eye brows or a fringe, funny as a mutha f u c a. no long term damage though.!