If the sea were whiskey and I were a duck....?

Question

I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But, the sea ain't no whiskey and I ain't no duck, so would you come to my house so I can give you a........flower?

Answer 1

Hehe. I always heard it as "so give me the bottle and shut the f--- up", but I like yours better.

Answer 2

So I forged out my line and snagged the sea serpent and pulled it to shore. I then hit the sea serpent on the top with my oar from my unusual formed boat, and the sea serpent spit out the duck and that i back the duck to the pond. on condition that i became into in a unusual formed boat, I had a unusual formed oar, and the sea serpent became into purely positive. I directed the sea serpent to a nest of rats and went back to my abode for lunch.

Answer 3

Have you ever been successful with that pick up line? I know a couple of young ladies that would get just confused enough to, well, take you up on your offer.

Answer 4

If someone threw a rock at a duck would you say duck, duck?

Answer 5

a duck's butt is water tight, but do you think the whiskey would flow through?

Answer 6

That was cute. I wish the sea was made out of pudding.

Answer 7

Why you sure can! Because, you see, if I got a flower today from you and a bouquet tomorrow from someone else, I would feel very special. :)

Answer 8

man its been like 20 years since I've heard that song. my bro and i made 50 versus

Answer 9

hee hee, that's cute. It's a shame about the whiskey though...

Answer 10

drink that whiskey
kill that duck
for im sad
u aint getting a ...duck.