selling crack?
2007-03-14 08:52:26 · 15 answers · asked by hamthugger 4 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
Nawww... He has moved more into the mind-numbing realm of marijuana lately. Weed doesn't sell for quite as much as coke, so I doubt you'll see any ditribution charges thrown at him anytime soon (though possession charges may stack up like unpaid parking tickets). I would suspect he will go where all lame sports analysts go....the NFL network. They already have Tiki "I-like-to-cry-like-a-baby" Barber, so to influence the last few markets that are not packaging NFLTV in their basic subscriptions to yield, they will hire Irvin and watch the two get on each other's nerves. Besides, his role on ESPN had turned from "laughable moron" to "annoying idiot" about the time he stopped doing the retarded "Jacked Up" segment. I think his blind allegiance to TO actually is what broke the last straw with just about everyone on planet Earth.
This will be interesting. Tiki speaks fairly professionally, yet clearly doesn't know what he's talking about, while Irvin might know what he's talking about, but we'll never know because of his constant "please-say-it-don't-spray-it" slurred speech that has us all guessing what he's even trying to say. At any rate, the HOF induction will have the morons at NFLTV biting at the opportunity to devour his credentials like wild piranhas in some cheesy 70s b-movie, and we all know that Mike needs more weed money. ;o)
2007-03-14 11:58:44 · answer #1 · answered by Tommy Boy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Likely run out of money and try to come out of retirement in the Arena or Canadian league or something along those lines. Then sell crack.
2007-03-14 09:08:18 · answer #2 · answered by Gwydyon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You guys who say that he's going to sell crack are pathetic and stupid, Well he'll probably join another brand maybe CBS or FOX if not then he might get a job in the NFL Network.
2007-03-14 10:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
using fact he's a racist and a homer. he made some blatently racist statements in an interview some months that have been given swept below the rug. plus, if it is not with reference to the dallas cowboys or 'the u', he's no longer attracted to speaking approximately it. no remember what the different men are speaking approximately, he continuously trys to instruction manual the banter in the direction of certainly one of his former communities.
2016-11-25 20:10:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Selling crack I think would be his next logical career move, but I don't see him making a profit - he'll smoke too much of his own product.
2007-03-14 08:59:39 · answer #5 · answered by DoReidos 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Smoking and selling crack.
2007-03-14 08:58:42 · answer #6 · answered by #24 Jeff Gordon Rules!!!!!!!!!!! 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure that when he gets finished doing whatever the hell he wants to (because he's a millionaire hall of famer) he'll get on another network.
2007-03-14 11:17:41 · answer #7 · answered by Scottie Boy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You guys are mean. He's most likely going to be on another show. or still celebrating the fact that he's going to be in the NFL Pro Hall of Fame
2007-03-14 09:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by aseelaj15 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
darn u read my mind ha ha ha!!! he probably gonna hang out at the corners in Dallas trying to bully teens into sniffing snowwhite and cracK.
2007-03-14 09:05:51 · answer #9 · answered by esnagui 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's gonna be doing drugs with Charles Rogers.
2007-03-14 09:07:22 · answer #10 · answered by trombass08 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋