MAURY POVICH: Joseph... you are NOT the father!!
JOSEPH: I knew it! I knew it! (joseph dances around) Who was it Mary? That Roman soldier who's always around? Was it that sheep hearder who's always lookin at you all funny?
MAURY POVICH: Well Mary?
MARY: No Joseph, I swear it was an angel!
JOSEPH: Ya well when I catch that angel I'm gonna use my hammer and beat the pulp out of it!
MAURY POVICH: Say, what are all these barnyard animals doing in my studio anysays? This goat just peed on my leg!
2007-03-14 08:41:55 · 13 answers · asked by 100% Español 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO!! I would think so!
2007-03-14 08:45:20 · answer #1 · answered by Someone Else 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joseph (to maury): Hey! THat "barnyard animal" is my mistress! back off buddy...!
2007-03-14 08:45:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I doubt it, b/c he wouldn't have wanted Mary stoned for infidelity. That crime demanded capital punishment in those days =(
2007-03-14 08:46:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
no disrespect intended but why do you think Mary stands there with her arms wide open
2007-03-14 08:47:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I know I'm wrong for laughing, but I couldn't help myself!!
2007-03-14 08:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HaHaHa you blasphemer
2007-03-14 08:47:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny...that's probably how it would have happened.
2007-03-14 08:48:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What test:was that available then?
Have your brain checked:they can do that,did you know that?
So no.
Sky
2007-03-14 08:45:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Hell Ya!
2007-03-14 08:43:58 · answer #9 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL....if it would get ratings....probably!!
2007-03-14 08:44:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋