I think I will sedate her an slip it on before I leave for the airport.
2007-03-14 08:16:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
Sorry, I just meant a metal chastity belt. I don't want to impale her exept on my flesh spike.
2007-03-14 08:24:44 · update #1
hehe, get her drunk.
2007-03-14 10:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by User 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
An iron maiden is a dark age toture machine that stretches the arms and legs out away from the body. I think you mean a chasity belt, which is the device that makes intercourse impossible. Either she shouldn't cheat or you should trust her, and stop being so paranoid.
2007-03-14 15:28:14 · answer #2 · answered by Sunday P 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you know what an iron maiden is? It is a human shaped box with a lot of spikes inside to impale the victim. Do you really want to kill your wife or do you mean a chastity belt?
2007-03-14 15:22:43 · answer #3 · answered by Elizabeth Howard 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
She's your wife; trust her. If you feel the need to make her do that while you're away, then the two of you need to talk about it. I sincerely hope this is just a joke. Otherwise, your wife should seek help for abuse.
2007-03-14 17:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is just another example of a man abusing a woman. I would hope that your wife would get help to deal with this abuse.
2007-03-14 16:59:03 · answer #5 · answered by Deirdre O 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, if your into that kind of thing... I suppose asking her nicely might help and tell her the reasons you want her to put it on. Be specific. Women don't like to be left in the dark.
2007-03-14 15:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by Becky 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The easiest way would be when you show her how you look in your iron jock strap.
2007-03-14 15:22:34 · answer #7 · answered by cookie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask her what she would like you to put on also.....and yes a soothing drink may help with alot of begging....
2007-03-14 15:24:05 · answer #8 · answered by aka nuggets 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy one for both of you, put yours on and tell her that you've bought "Lookalike Outfits".
Good luck
2007-03-14 18:18:22 · answer #9 · answered by Croa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must grab your cahoonas and make your demands like the man that you are and the wench will be forced to comply. i guess. then have her make dinner.
I hope mine doesnt see this
2007-03-14 16:07:55 · answer #10 · answered by lonewolf07 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you don't trust your wife enough to leave her without it while you are away......GET A DIVORCE!
2007-03-14 15:27:42 · answer #11 · answered by sleeved_shorty 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋