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someone can do with a... fork, besides eating?

2007-03-14 07:58:23 · 19 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

Get a saw, saw the prongs into different lengths, hook it up to an amplifier and then prong it and see if it would make a good musical instrument. Or hit the prongs with hammer.

Sharpen the prongs, dip them in ink and then use it to create unusual Calligraphy.

Fuse fork heads so they intersect each other, thread string betwene the prongs, have three dimensional sculpture for hanging from ceiling

Hold head against paper, spray paint, make a stencil for grill effect or unusual border pattern.

Use as rake for indoor garden.

Use head to press into the edge of a cake, make a ridge type border for cake decorating.

Mount two fork heads on a block of wood about five inches apart, slot envolopes betwene prongs, use as a letter holder.

2007-03-14 08:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by malcolmg 6 · 1 0

Check to see if your electrical sockets are in good working order.

Fish toast out of the toaster.

Spread peanut butter on an unwed marsupial.

Make little fork tee pees with sweater fluff and cheese slices.

Scratch your butt.

Scratch someone else's butt.

As an effective home defense device.

Open cans.

Hold up window panes.

Garden stakes.

Leave in a darkened room with Michael Bolton music and a spoon and wait for little baby sporks....

2007-03-14 08:04:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 4 1

Stick two forks into a pickle, then hook the forks up to 110V household current! You get a sparking electric pickle!

Mr. Wizard did this so it has to be intelligent!

2007-03-14 08:04:43 · answer #3 · answered by   5 · 0 0

By extracting an aluminium concentrate, you could hopefully oxidise the semi-porous magnesium content to create a compound commonly used in your common or garden WMD. This can be used for a number things, such as taking out disssident Middle-Easterners, or simply dealing with an annoying neighbour.

Or you could take someone's eye out with it.

2007-03-14 08:06:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I pitch hay with a fork, the pitchfork type though.

2007-03-14 08:00:50 · answer #5 · answered by CrazyFarmer 5 · 0 0

Use it as a dinglehopper, man I am suprised no one thought of this yet.

Like in the movie The Little Mermaid they used it as a comb and it was called a dinglehopper.

2007-03-14 08:03:09 · answer #6 · answered by freyja5683 4 · 0 0

make wind chimes or mini forklifts.
really enjoyed Raven's answer! You got a fork up from me.

2007-03-14 08:05:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Build pyramids and Coral Castle.

2007-03-14 08:05:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Using it to pull something out from under the couch.

2007-03-14 08:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by Christabelle 6 · 0 0

You could use it to make a crude radio receiver (but I'm not Macgyver)

2007-03-14 08:01:36 · answer #10 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1 0

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