Can you give me advice?

Question

Well everyone.. Im 34, living at home with my mom, no job, but I do have a car ;)

Well I met this girl off of an online dating site.. let's just say we hit it off. My mom approves of her and gives me the OK to date her if I want. I LOVE my mom and couldn't do this without her support.

Well after a few messages, I fell in love with her instantly. I never met her though yet, as she lives 12 hours away. She wants to be "engaged" someday... well I can't afford a ring right now but I DID put a huge tattoo of her name across my back. Do you think she will use the tattoo on my back as an engagement, instead of a ring?

After a few simple messages.. I instantly knew. My mom LOVED her messages and I think she'll be a great girlfriend. Even though we haven't met.. I KNOW she is the one

Answer 1

Well first of all - how do you know she is the one if you haven't met. You can say anything on line - You can't be guarnteed what she looks like and if she is really who she says she is.
Meet her - date her just like a normal long distance relationship and work from there

Answer 2

YOUR MOM IS AS CRAZY AS YOUR ARE.
First of all grow up. Get a job and your own place before you think about marriage. Don't get a tattoo, that is not a ring. You want a tattoo for yourself. Don't ever put a name on your body.
Talk to the girl on line for a year . Meet , and date another year. After you get a job and save some money . Then talk about getting married if you too click. Tell, you mom to let you grow up and stop being a mom's boy who she has to take care of. Be a man.

Answer 3

First of all get a job. Move out and be responsible. Does this girl know that at your age you need your mommies approval? No job and no money, but you had money for a tattoo? Do you plan on having this girl move in with you and mommy too? You can't be serious. She can just lift your shirt everytime she wants to show people her engagement ring. hahahaha.

Answer 4

You are a huge loser!!!! 34 living at home with mommy, needing her approval to date? are you for real? that tattoo was probably really expensive, why didnt you use that money for a ring. Maybe you should ask mommy for money to buy a ring. Then again, if she is in love with you, maybe the tattoo will be more than enough.

Answer 5

That is one of the carziest things that I have ever heard! Why would you get a HUGE tattoo of her name on your body before you even meet her? Why would you still need your mother support at the age of 34? YOU ARE NOT 14 YOU ARE 34, it is time to grow up

Answer 6

Well, then go drive with your mom down there, pick her up, go to Vegas, marry her, and make love to her in a hotel while your mother watches and gives you advice on the positions. She might also want to show you some “hands on” how to give your new wife a good orgasm.

And you lved happily ever after.

PS. don’t worry about money, you mother will cover you guys, and will take care of the kids while you guys go clubbing every night.

LOL

Answer 7

No job, living at home with mom. Can't afford a ring but can get a tattoo. Damn don't I wish I was you?

Answer 8

I am glad you found someone you care about, but if you love her and want to marry her you are going to have to have a way of supporting her., not only that you will need a place to live. You can't live off love. She is going to need a ring I don't think a tatoo counts.

Answer 9

It's sad that even though this is sarcastic, there are really people out there like this. Good point.

And it's even worse that half the people on here couldn't detect the obvious sarcasm. Are these the people that I run into on a daily basis. Can people really be that naive?

Answer 10

Well I think you need to get a job. A 34 year old loser is not someone a woman wants to be "engaged" to.