I was just standing outside, next to the drink machine, having a cigarette. A truck drove by with the slogan of a home repair firm here in town that has a TV commercial with an annoying, yet catchy jingle associated with it.
I started singing the slogan in a silly voice, and it was only after I did so that I noticed that there was someone standing on the OTHER side of the drink machine..........
DOH! : P
2007-03-14 06:32:56 · 21 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My husband got in a fight with me this morning and ran out the door and I chased him outside and yelled at him in my underwear.
2007-03-14 06:35:52 · answer #1 · answered by themoodyspacecadet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was just driving back from the auto dealer where i had just made arrangements to trade in my car, as i was driving along my merry way a BMW came beside me and cut me off...i decided in my infinite wisdom to race this car to the next lights where i would turn off and just keep heading home..well those next lights came up pretty quick...and the turn came very fast and i forgot that the i did not replace the bald tires on the car ..as i was trading int in...well i turned the wheel but the car had other plans..it eyed a Volvo XC90 waiting patiently at the lights and well i plowed into the driver side quarter panel where the tire on the Volvo just came off and well the front of my car was now smashed....
Remember i just made arrangements to trade this puppy in..and they agreed to it and a price we both could live with...
as i stood there thinking ..man ...you are an idiot...and how the ..%$*&% i am going to explain this off to my wife...the driver of the BMW decvided to turn around and as he drove by stopped ..got out of his car...and proceeded to point and laugh uncontrollably at me...
I think thisqualifies me as Gooberhead of the month.
;o) DOH!!
2007-03-14 13:44:02 · answer #2 · answered by Cesar G 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Once, while waiting at a stoplight, this kid (about 10 or 11) who was on his way home from school walked by the window of my truck. He had on these SUPER baggy pants with HUGE bellbottoms, all torn up and raggedy. Not thinking I said to him "Nice pants, dude". Well this sent him into a freakin' rage! He turned around, flipped me off and screamed "F**K YOU!!" I felt like a sho' nuff gooberhead!
2007-03-14 14:00:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, don't worry about it, that's much nicer than mine...
I said "That's retarded" to a friend of mine who works in a group home for developmentally challenged people, and also is the guardian for a woman in a home stay program in her own house, that I love dearly.
I just wasn't thinking- it's just a habit. She didn't say anything but I felt like CRAP!
2007-03-14 13:36:21 · answer #4 · answered by Simply_Renee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well...we were eating at a restaurant and the waitress was obviously new and sort of nervous..I had ordered baby back ribs..and when she asked if everything was ok..I said "Hey, I found a bone in my ribs" she about freaked then realized that of course ribs had bones...she couldn't stop laughing...then I heard the kitchen people laughing..
2007-03-14 13:40:57 · answer #5 · answered by metoo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was grocery shopping and standing in a corner of the meat dept..reading a sign that said...WE HAVE THE FRESHEST COWS IN TOWN....me? I muttered off ....'that's what they all say the next morning @sshole..' I looked to my right and there was a little ole lady smiling at me................duh
2007-03-14 13:38:07 · answer #6 · answered by missellie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I refused to get out of my truck because there was a bee on the window. I called my boss to have it chased away with the newspaper
2007-03-14 13:36:45 · answer #7 · answered by ♡LiL♥Kitten♡ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i was at the airport coming back from france and i read a tee-shirt that said "i'm that good in ed i can sleep for 7 days" i didn't actually get the joke until i saw it at the airport after the flight! my friends just laughed at me
2007-03-14 13:37:42 · answer #8 · answered by Abigail 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was walking through this store and let out a sigh. A lady passed by and looked at me funny. Like that ?
2007-03-14 13:37:06 · answer #9 · answered by Konswayla 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This beautiful girl walked by and she looked depressed,
So i said "whats the matter"
She said "oh nothing, in pissed of mood"
Then I said "Someone so beautiful shouldnt be so sad"
She walked off and gave me the finger!
i was just trying to be nice =(
2007-03-14 13:38:35 · answer #10 · answered by Bill$ 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋