2007-03-14 06:25:44 · 24 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He wandered into the meat aisle and never came back.
2007-03-14 06:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by chiaroscuro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The little piggy went to the market but first he
walks into a restaurant and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The waiter brings him a water and the pig drinks it. After that. the pig asks for directions to the bathroom, goes, and leaves.
Another pig walks into the same restaurant and asks for some water. The waiter brings the second pig the water. He drinks it, asks for directions to the bathroom, goes, and leaves.
The third and fourth pigs walk in and the waiter says, "Let me guess, some water?" The pigs nod and drink the water, go to the bathroom, and leave. By time a fifth pig comes in the waiter has the water sitting there waiting for him.
The waiter says, "Mr. Pig, when you are finished the bathroom is down the hall." The pig says, "I'm sorry, I don't need the restroom. I'm the fifth little piggy and I go wee-wee-wee all the way home!!"
2007-03-14 13:34:33 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She went on the Atkins diet, had 42 plastic surgery procedures done, went on American Idol, Barnyard Edition and came in Oinkenth place.
The Book and DVD is due out in the fall 2008. The Publisher
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2007-03-14 13:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was kidnapped and murdered. The next day the market had lots of fresh pork for sale!
2007-03-14 13:28:35 · answer #4 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he got lost and then youldn't run home. aww! poor piggy hang on toes don't exactly run off on their own. and to think i believed that all these years and my parents lied to me!
ill be okay just give me a minute this is very hard to take one sec one sec there we are im fine
boohoo
2007-03-14 13:33:36 · answer #5 · answered by Pastinie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's playing Hog Heaven Slots on pogo.com
2007-03-14 13:31:31 · answer #6 · answered by Mauki90 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was attacked by a White trash psycho just like I was last year at Thanksgiving.
Here I am in the stuffing aisle and this guy just flips out and starts throwing boxes of stuffing at me.
I was terrified and just started crying
2007-03-14 13:35:05 · answer #7 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm..you know the strips of bacon you had for breakfast today? that could be the little piggy himself.
2007-03-14 13:28:55 · answer #8 · answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He bought some food, then went wee wee wee all the way home?
2007-03-14 13:28:11 · answer #9 · answered by QuestionMark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barbecue sandwich's - good piggy!!
2007-03-14 14:59:18 · answer #10 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋