what should the name of our organization be, where should we send the hippies and how can we convience the American people Hippies are a threat to National Security.
2007-03-14 06:16:23 · 9 answers · asked by JHE123 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Damn hippies!
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Cartman: Mayor, something very big is happening, and if you all don't give me a moment of your time, there may be no more South Park to council over!
Randy: [Secretary of Parks and Public Grounds] What are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm talking about the end of all life as we know it. For the past several days I've been noticing a steep rise in the number of hippies coming to town. [puts a laptop on the table and turns it on] At first I thought maybe it was just a coincidence. [pulls a projector towards the laptop] Then I saw this... [connects the projector to the laptop, and the projector turns on. Everyone then looks at the screen. Cartman goes to it and points a few things out] Three new drum circles have sprouted up here, here, and here. They're all growing in diameter, at a rate of two hippies per hour. What this means... is that the hippies are conglomerating. They're thriving, if you will. I think that they're setting up for a... [close-up]. hippie music festival.
Linda: A what?
Cartman: Ti's, it's simple science. Look: When hippies start to nest in a new area, it draws other hippies in. With the right weather conditions and topography, it can lead to a music festival. One that last for days, even weeks. Reggae on the River, Woodstock, Burning Man, they will all pale in comparison to what we're looking at now. In my professional opinion... I think we're looking at a full-blown hippie jam festival the size of which we've never seen. [the adults don't get it, Cartman sighs heavily]
Mayor McDaniels: Kid, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I know hippies. I've hated them all my life. I've kept this town free of hippies on my own since I was five and a half. But I can't contain them on my own anymore. We have to do something, fast!
Mr. Mackey: Uh, Eric, we're, we're talkin' about potholes right now, m'kay.
Cartman: It's not potholes you need to worry about. It's potheads. I know what these people are capable of.
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The only way to combat hippies is with Slayer. Hippies hate Slayer and will run when they hear their music. I vote that we have a coutry wide "Slayer Day" where every non-hippie agree's to blast Slayer at precisely the same time so that all of the hippies run for the border or jump in the ocean. Even if we get them to simply jump in the ocean they will at least smell better.
2007-03-14 06:23:45 · answer #1 · answered by DiRTy D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hippies? Is that what they are calling liberals these days?
Back in the 70s I was a "hippie" but I wasn't a typical hippie, I was a clean one with morals.
2007-03-14 08:31:40 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are there still hippies around? I thought they faded out during the 1970s. How would they be a threat to national security? They were peace loving, tree hugging, flower wearers.
2007-03-14 06:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
The name could be, NeoNazis.
Hermann Goering:
Naturally the common people don't want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor in Germany. That is understood. But after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.
2007-03-14 06:27:06 · answer #4 · answered by justagirl33552 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Surely whatever persuaded you of the dire threat the Hippie Menace poses to our entire civilization and way of life will persuade others as well.
Please share........
2007-03-14 06:24:34 · answer #5 · answered by oimwoomwio 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Everyone in the Taliban agrees
You should neme your organization
The American Taliban
2007-03-14 06:27:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
They already have a name; The ACLU.
I think we should send them all to Iraq and bring our America loving, patriotic troops back home.
2007-03-14 06:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by panthrchic 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dont know about national security, but definitely to my nose
2007-03-14 06:24:42 · answer #8 · answered by nuff 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats a great question. i think we should create an island in the ocean with all are trash and toxic waste and let them live there
2007-03-14 06:20:25 · answer #9 · answered by hume_10 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋