Can I just use fish heads for air fresheners?
2007-03-14 06:05:36 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
As I was just reading Martha Stewarts, "Tips for selling that House" I thought I would pass on to you one of dear old Marthas favourites,,,
She says on page 954 paragraph 2..
"Forget the old adage of fresh flowers and the aroma of freshely baked cookies,,,that is so 1980... In todays market a fresh approach is required, the discerning home buyer (Particularly Canadians) are looking for something more down to earth,, here are a few suggestions,, Freshly filled diapers, these should be scattered throught the house, the more the better,, overflowing ashtrays, place these in the kitchen , bathroom and childrens bedroom,, unwashed underwear, hanging from lightshades, in kitchen drawers, dirty dishes,, on the couch, TV cabinet, bathroom,, And my favourite,, Fish Heads, these should be placed at least three days before the official inspection, I prefere to nail at least one dozen to all the prominent walls in the dwelling.
Happy selling Darlings....
2007-03-14 14:43:50 · answer #1 · answered by sorneez 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try this home remedy:
Step One: Eat the fishheads. Be sure to chew each morsel so that it becomes a paste in your mouth, then swallow (this is the part that should be easiest for you).
Step Two: Choke yourself. To do this, use the method of your choice. Examples include: inserting fingers in throat, syrup of ipecac, have your spouse punch you in the stomach (like the abortion last summer), swallow a bunch of pills and hope for the best (like your prom two years ago when nobody asked you out), etc.
Step Three: Asphyxiate on your own bile/vomit. This takes a little preparation, but will work wonders on those pesky home shoppers. Take your favorite flavour of heroin using your method of choice, slit your wrists like a pig, sit in the kitchen (or bathtub like your mother did) and wait to pass out.
Step Four: Seriously, just say no...
2007-03-14 13:27:12 · answer #2 · answered by davitogowan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Failing that pop some Chitterlings in the Microwave for 10 minutes on high.....That should mask that pesky smell of broc' & brie nicely.
Open up some windows and when your prospective buyers come in blame the smell on the live poultry store behind you on the next block.
2007-03-14 13:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would definitely change the air quality. I usually use both the fish heads and brussel sprouts. Cook them into a paste and spread it descreatly around the house.
2007-03-14 13:39:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Down! Black-evil-person.
Fish heads are for soup!!!
Use some ugly roses for your air freshener.
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Chrysanthemums remind people of funerals, try them for a nice cool response.
2007-03-14 13:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by J.Marie M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
step outside and then walk into your house. Then you can decide which air freshener to use
2007-03-14 13:08:02 · answer #6 · answered by JAD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure you can. They also make excellent centerpeices for when the in laws are coming over.
2007-03-14 13:09:02 · answer #7 · answered by Phoenix13's new account 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah try it and see. That would be a good smell for when you are showing your house.
2007-03-14 13:13:44 · answer #8 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either that or make a vat of atomic chili.
2007-03-14 13:09:17 · answer #9 · answered by Iggy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure I think that will do the trick if you don't want any buyers.
2007-03-14 13:09:46 · answer #10 · answered by Lonely Bàstard 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋