chimps don't worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
2007-03-14 05:50:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Peace Be Upon His Noodly Appendage
2007-03-15 04:42:14 · update #1
because the decline of pirates in the world has cause global warming and the warmth had kept thier brains from forming and they have forgotten about thier great creator who in the beginning created mountains trees and a midget.
2007-03-14 06:44:56 · answer #1 · answered by Alyssa 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
according to the defenition of a species, humans and chimps are seperate, this is not unknown. but to answer this question i will use an example. a bird in africa is much like a bird in matagascar. they differ however in size and other specifics. they differ because when matagascar seperated from africa some millions of years ago, the one species of bird seperated as well. each species had different life experiences and thus evolved seperately. the same goes for people and chimps. now about the flying spaghetti monster, chimps do worship him, just not as violently as hummingbirds.
2007-03-14 06:15:31 · answer #2 · answered by Becca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure about that? OK not all chimps worship the flying Spaghetti Monster but I'm sure a lot do.
2007-03-14 05:58:27 · answer #3 · answered by gerrifriend 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
people did not evolve from chimps. People and chimps, and bonobos, evolved from a common ancestor, which does not exist. Spaghetti was not common in Africa (when the common ancestor and the modern chimps) so they had to make do with sorghum.
2007-03-14 07:13:20 · answer #4 · answered by a 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do not poke fun at the FSM, lest he smite you with his noodley appendage.
2007-03-14 06:00:31 · answer #5 · answered by eggman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont know! i was just going to ask this questioN!!!
2007-03-14 05:58:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They do; they just don't tell anybody.
2007-03-14 05:58:30 · answer #7 · answered by John R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋