ad kick im in tha nuts. then drag im ta safety. He'd be greetfull an pissed-off at tha same time.
2007-03-14 13:09:28
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answered by Anonymous
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No! Does life insurance pay out when the "hostage" gets killed by the supposed capture? Please! Everyone would claim life insurance benefits on a suicide death and use the old schizo argument if such were the case. If the suicide attempt fails, due we prosecute the person for attempting to kill the other personality?
Get my point?
2007-03-14 05:08:20
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answered by econgal 5
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Most schizo's are not suicidal but if they are they are sometimes being held hostage by the voices in their own head.
What about identical twin schizo's?
2007-03-14 05:10:07
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answered by Anonymous
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What ??? If he's holding someone hostage then it a hostage situation !!
2007-03-14 05:04:15
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answered by ? 7
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Joke's on you, fool. Schizophrenics don't have multiple personalities. That's Dissociative Identity Disorder. Can't make the joke if you don't know the material.
2007-03-14 05:12:08
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answered by snorkweezl 4
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jaja!, good one, but if you haven't noticed, a person who suffers from schizophrenia would never be able to kill himself-herself, because in their minds they interact, but they never actually get to the point of taking a major action like that :)
so its practically impossible for a schizophrenic to "suicide himself" jeje, but good joke!!..its a classic ;)
2007-03-14 05:16:01
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answered by dg153l 3
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shizophrenia is not DID (dissociative identy disorder, formerly known as multiple personality disorder.) Therefore, no.
2007-03-14 05:10:44
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answered by dmjrev 4
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Oh dear you have upset some people..You should have put this in the joke section.
Never mind....hahahhahahhahahahah.
2007-03-14 06:20:48
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answered by David 4
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ROFLMAO
Oh dear. Your gonna get some really nasty answers for this one. People can get real stroppy about this sort of thing!
But i have to say I nearly pee'd myself laughing!
Good one.. Keep it up.
2007-03-14 05:06:43
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answered by ? 3
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Was that meant to be funny?
Schizophrenia is a serious problem, why laugh about it?
2007-03-14 05:08:16
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answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4
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