In an effort to get re-elected from what many considered a failed 1st Term President Obama makes this address.

Question

Citizens of America and Yes that includes the 60 million newly legal Mexican Americans and those that now have easier access to our golden shores from Africa and South America. I wan to Alert you that Social Security is bankrupt.
However not to panic! Americans for years stocked away trillions in what are called 401 k's these were for their private retirments! I say we confenscate all of these funds for a redistributiuon! Do these Old Americans Need Yachts when the new American children have no medical? Is it fair that they eat when last month you had to turn down the offer of Supersizing your bean burrito? I say If you Vote for me I will sieze these funds for you. How dare they assume their work was worth more than yours! even if you arrived yesterday is this not now your money too?

Answer 1

Are you implying that Obama is some sort of racial leftist of sorts? Say it ain't so!

The fact is, Obama will do pretty much the same things as Hilary would or Bill Clinton did, the only difference is that he'd be a bit more of a pansy while doing it.