The best one i ever heard was wen i heard two lads on the bus, one called the other ugly, n the the other guy said, " Well if i'm ugly, you're handsome and now we're both a pair of liars! "Classic!
2007-03-14 03:02:44 · 14 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"One day you're gonna love me...and I'm gonna let you"
2007-03-14 03:07:25 · answer #1 · answered by MRS. EVIL GENIUS 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Slimey man in the Hilton: "hello darling, what's your name?"
Me, with a deadpan face: "Mrs."
Lift doors shut on cue... Couldn't have timed it better if I tried...
Others:
About someone ugly: A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
About someone with buck teeth: With teeth like that you could eat an apple through a tennis raquet.
About someone skinny: I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil.
About tiny underwear: There's more material on a pirates eye patch.
About tight underpants: If these pants cost £5 I've got £3.50 up my backside.
About wonky and gappy teeth: He/she has teeth like Coronation street dustbins. One every yard...
I also used to know someone who's party trick was to bet people a drink by saying "I bet I've got your name tattooed on my backside." When they took up the bet he would pull his trousers down to reveal a tattoo of the words "your name", it worked a treat believe it or not!
CG.
2007-03-14 12:15:13 · answer #2 · answered by cymraesgwyllt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on commentin on someones looks..they have a face like a hippos yawn.or when asked if you fancy a certain person..i wouldnt ride her into battle..or if beautys skin deep then that fu**ers inside out.
2007-03-14 10:12:10 · answer #3 · answered by lainaloo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First person: (Saying something stupid)
Second person: Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt. But I was just wondering...would you like a dime? (Reaches into pocket)
First person: Sure, but why?
Second person: So you can call someone who cares.
2007-03-14 10:08:35 · answer #4 · answered by abcdefgh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a guy on answers last night said i heard jeremy beadle has a tiny penis but on the other hand its massive.
2007-03-14 10:06:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A bloke saying ' I only like football as I wouldn't feel like a man if I didn't'
whats that about???
2007-03-14 10:22:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Face like a bag of spanners!
2007-03-14 10:07:09 · answer #7 · answered by leopardshaz 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two blondes walk into a building, you would think one of them would have missed!
2007-03-14 10:18:40 · answer #8 · answered by Jim 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My ex - "Sometimes it's like talking to the wall"
Me - "Sometimes i wish you would"
2007-03-14 10:20:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one, ,,, Are your legs tired? I thought they might be you ran through my dreams all night! â¥
2007-03-14 10:07:35 · answer #10 · answered by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋