Top prize given for the best torture!!
2007-03-14 01:45:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Castrate them with a blunt spoon, shove a fragmentation grenade up their butt, and push them over a cliff into a field of cactus.
2007-03-14 01:49:27 · answer #1 · answered by smokestack.lightnin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would somehow find a bug and send it back to them and zap their spammer abilities! then send a money to them in their email and have it pop out of the screen and bug them all day and sit on their shoulder and pick the lice out of their hair. Then I would have the FBI show up on their doorstep with a warrent to search their place for the monkey because they heard they were sexualy abusing the monkey, then they would be put on the public sexual abusing monkey list and they would no longer be aloud to visit the zoo or watch the animal planet.
2007-03-14 08:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by Dink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tie them up by their genitals, rub spam all over their body and leave them out for the fire ants to take care of.
2007-03-14 08:51:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
throw thier computer, server, and email server through a window closely followed by the spammer.
2007-03-14 08:48:20 · answer #4 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
slap them in the face :) right in the mouth. 1 time really hard.
oh and break their fingers.
I'm pretty sure thats it.
But i could be wrong, i'm in a bit of a good mood today. :D
2007-03-14 08:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by Neev 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hook em up to an IV loaded with all those low-cost prescriptions and put all their money into the "hot, new stock"
2007-03-14 08:50:04 · answer #6 · answered by wackadoo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
make them write (computer generated or not)...
I will not send spam emails ever ever again
I will not send spam emails ever ever again
I will not send spam emails ever ever again
I will not send spam emails ever ever again
I will not send spam emails ever ever again
and so on...
and make them do this 1 hundred bi zillion times
then post it on the NYC Time Square digital scroll-er
and...it would have to televised around the world at complete cost to them....
2007-03-14 09:07:31 · answer #7 · answered by EvelynMine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shove a big hot stick of dynamite up their butt sideways, throw them in a field and light them on fire... (no I don't think about this stuff often.)
2007-03-14 08:50:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cut off their nuts and boil them in motor oil.
2007-03-14 08:47:46 · answer #9 · answered by Trick of the Tail 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say ignore them. They want attention, so ignoring them is torturous!
2007-03-14 08:48:35 · answer #10 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋