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2007-03-14 01:23:24 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Never, ever talk to the seemingly kind and innocent old man sitting next to or opposite you. He may turn out to be less than kind and less than innocent...

2007-03-14 05:20:53 · answer #1 · answered by Maria R 2 · 4 0

The ride operators and Disneyland yell at people if the stick their arms out or try to stand up while the train is moving, so I guess I won't do that anymore.

2007-03-14 02:37:09 · answer #2 · answered by Carl 7 · 0 0

You should never get onboard a train drunk out of your head, fall asleep and throw up all over yourself. People look at you like you're a madman.

How do I know this? Hmm...

2007-03-14 01:41:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hang.
They called animal control and got the monkey cage for me.
Punishment for hanging: No bananas and sitting in a cage for three hours.

2007-03-14 03:06:40 · answer #4 · answered by ╣♥╠ 6 · 0 0

Stand on the mat by the door whilst the train is moving....as you will fall through it!

2007-03-14 01:27:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

common sense tells me that sticking your head out of a trains window while coming to a tunnel is not advised.

2007-03-14 01:31:38 · answer #6 · answered by sideways 7 · 1 0

Drink too much Johnny Walker

2007-03-14 01:27:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Drive a Ford Mondeo-you could hurt someone.

2007-03-14 01:28:55 · answer #8 · answered by munki 6 · 1 0

well in chicago dont ride the red line going towards the ghetto at night while tired or drunk youll get robbed ive known people who seen it happen

2007-03-14 04:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Eat a banana while smoking a cigar.
It's all too damned Freudian.

2007-03-14 05:21:55 · answer #10 · answered by x 7 · 1 0

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