2007-03-14 01:20:06 · 8 answers · asked by JOHN ADEKUNLE O 1 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
A claim, phoney or not, that your a muslim, hindu, or african or some other waste of life along those lines and they will let you in in a heartbeat. Tell them you are a Paki, that will cinch it for sure.
2007-03-14 01:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a very difficult and lengthy process. You can go in on a student visa, or a work visa if you've got something to offer they need. The EU is getting much stricter with their immigration laws these days, even Ireland, which used to be one of the easiest countries to gain citizenship in. Try contacting your local embassy. You do realize the cost of living there is much higher than here?
2007-03-14 08:30:26 · answer #2 · answered by Blenderx 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just turn up at the airport with no documentation or id and theyll make you a citizen, house you and put you on a fortnightly benefit before you can say p.c.
2007-03-14 08:24:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
basically you climb into the back of a lorry at Calais arrive say the magic word asylum make up some bullcrap about how crap yuor original county was and hey bloody presto we give you housing and cash then we let you bomb us on public transport.
welcome to soft touch Britain!
2007-03-14 08:24:53 · answer #4 · answered by Monkeyphil 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just what this country needs another person to sponge off our crippled NHS and take money from our goverment who will no doubt house, feed, clothe you and give you money so that you can live on - Welcome to Britain the grass is definately not greener on this side
2007-03-14 08:27:28 · answer #5 · answered by Alik411 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are a lot of very ignorant w*nkers on this site.
Click on this link...
http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Rightsandresponsibilities/index.htm?cids=Google_PPC&cre=Rights_and_Responsibilities&gclid=CMqXr4ui9IoCFSUgEAodA0jdlw
It's a government website to help with citizenship applications, you may need help though try the citizens advice bureau for where you live. They are a charity organisation to help with legal issues.
http://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/
I hope you get what you need my friend, and you are very welcome here whoever you are.
:o)
2007-03-14 08:32:34 · answer #6 · answered by loathsomedog 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
what sensible person would want to do that.you can have my place ive been trying to get out for 50yrs
2007-03-14 08:24:25 · answer #7 · answered by rebel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ask an immigration solicitor
2007-03-14 08:24:28 · answer #8 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋